Protocall that's pretty funny. He picks up 7'L 4"D fence post. He's never seen a stick he didn't want to fetch. But there's zero chance he's giving it to you. He wants you to chase him. Then he lays down and chews it into pieces
I had a dog like that quite some time ago. I'm not blaming him. He only had one toy as a puppy, and it was a stick!
John