Don't Feed the Bears! (Video)

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Polar Bear Bites Woman on her very Ample Behind

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Some people are too dumb to walk around loose. How do you say "Don't feed the Bears" in German?

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

Berlin Zoo is home to Knut, the first polar bear to be born there in over 30 years. The bear became a huge talking point in Germany when his mother gave birth to him in December 2006.
 
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Polar Bear Bites Woman on her very Ample Behind

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Some people are too dumb to walk around loose. How do you say "Don't feed the Bears" in German?

BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said.

Zoo workers tossed rescue rings toward the woman to hoist her out and distract polar bears swimming nearby, said Goerg Gebhard, a Berlin police officer.

At one point the woman fell back into the water and was grabbed by a bear before she was eventually hoisted to safety.

"They saved her life," Gebhard told CNN.

The woman was severely injured and was being treated at a hospital, police said.

It's unclear why the woman entered the bear habitat, but police issued her a citation for trespassing.

Berlin Zoo is home to Knut, the first polar bear to be born there in over 30 years. The bear became a huge talking point in Germany when his mother gave birth to him in December 2006.
 
Hey now, those are some good looking bears!

Makes me a little sad, I hope she was just plain nuts and not nuts and depressed. You’d have to be one unhappy puppy to consider ending your life that way.

Btw, I’m driving the 1st graders field trip to an operation that rescues/rehabilitates wildlife this Friday. I’ve been there several times in the past. I’m of course always armed. I hate to try and stop the 1300 lb grizzly they have with a Glock 23 but I’d give er heck.

Emory



Emory
 
Do we know why she did this?
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That may well be the luckiest woman in the world! Luckily for her the bears were not in a particularly aggressive mood, or she would have been Purina Polar Bear Chow in no time flat.

WG840
 
Probably not too healthy for the bear. Waaay to much saturated fat.
 
If she'd have been bare there'd have been a good pun to this story. But, as it is there's some teeth to the ending.
 
Been to the Berlin zoo, a nice place. Never entered the bear pit. Berliners are an odd lot anyway. She was probably from PETA trying to save the bears from being abused.
 
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