Drunk Revolver Purchases

Ya know, my buddies Wes and Jim were out surfing the web one night, just for fun. When they went to bed about 3 one morning, they had the winning bid on a Caddy pickup truck. I think it was about $60,000. When Wes woke up the next morning, he was kind of terrified. But lucky for him, someone else had more endurance and outbid him. And a new rule came out of it. He wasn't allowed near his computer with Jim Beam in the room! Ruined a perfect friendship that evening. Now he has to do one or the other, they don't seem to play well together.
 
Yeah, no problem there. I always make sure to take a cab home from gunbroker even when I am sober.

I know what you mean, one time after too many bourbons during a gunbroker session, I got lost between my home office and the bedroom. Wound up spending the night in the kitchen.
 
Guns all look better at closing time. You go to bed with a Registered Magnum on your pillow and wake up with a Hi-Point!

I absolutely love this! The only thing I thought of was, it might be a bit funnier/more appropriate (revolver to revolver), if it was this:

Guns all look better at closing time. You go to bed with a Registered Magnum on your pillow and wake up with an RG!

I also noticed those wonderful grips immediately upon viewing the pics. They really are beautiful!

Tim
 
I don't know but it seems to me that there is a quarilation between ugly guns and women.The ugly guns usually are the most accurate out of the pile.The women are the most fun.This is further complicated when drinking!
 
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I ment to bid $25.00 one-time and bid $2,500. Luckily no thrills were present to drive the price up. I won it for $25.00.
 
Coyote gun, huh you? You still have it, so I guess nothing was chewed off.
Or did you wake up with a ring in the wrong location?
 
Oh boy, I hazily recall whiskey and wine-fueled machinegun deals being made on the old dial-up MG boards during the 1990's.
I dig the whole rig, SGS, the rugged revolver, funky grips, and the worn leather. Thanks for sharing it.
 
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