Dumb crooks of the day!!

[les.b]

Here’s a local for me story which I find amusing. Thought I’d share it with my Forum friends!! We have a large FBI complex near where I live, (they probably do your NICS checks for you guys, among other stuff), and occasionally folks who shouldn’t drive into it. Here’s the link to the story:

Two people charged after FBI gate incident in Clarksburg

Best Regards, Les

 

[chiefbob81]

Isn't dumb and criminal one of them oximorons?

 

[Rustyt1953]

One of my favs:

 

[Alk8944]

Isn't dumb and criminal one of them oximorons?

No, oxymoron means the portions of a statement contradict each other. Dumb criminal is redundant!

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

I blame modern education where they tell kids to "Do what you love" and to do things "their way". Seems this pair could have used some more conformity and outside advice. I hope that they do not have children, and that they learn.

 

[les.b]

When I first read the posted story, it sort of reminded me of the famous Glock commercial....well, not quite as dramatic, but you get the idea:

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vsVCHE7ayPE[/ame]

Best Regards, Les

 

[Frank46]

Recently had a car thief who drove his own car to where he was going to steal another car. Left his own car at the scene of the crime. DUH!!. Frank

 

[LoboGunLeather]

Another serious case of stupid.

During my 24 years with a badge I managed to arrest a few very intelligent criminals, I caught a few moderately smart crooks by coincidence or pure luck, and I locked up a whole bunch of stupid people.

Other peoples' children. I refuse to accept any responsibility for how they were raised.

 

[joeintexas]

Driving into an FBI compound with illegal drugs in a stolen car, just goes to show you, you really do need to get past 5th grade to be able to absorb how the real world works. I needed those laughs this morning.

 

[Mack_C85]

As the Master Planner who lead the team that designed the Perimeter Security project for a certain unknown Agency at Fort Meade, MD. I can say without a doubt, stupid people with dumb STUFF in their vehicles is not only a daily occurrence, but happens multiple times a day. What really amazes me, is the number of really stupid people who think that not obeying the nice officer's commands won't actually get you shot....it has happened at least twice.

The Agency Baltimore Washington Parkway exit is very close to the westbound MD 32 exit, and even though it is VERY well marked, it results in lots of turn arounds.

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[LPD256]

A DEA friend of mine was in line at the Federal Employees Credit Union many years ago on payday when some dummy held the place up. It was a scene kind of like the Glock commercial....

 

[jscheck]

In my line of work that's called, "Job Security"!

 

[Redbert31]

When I first read the posted story, it sort of reminded me of the famous Glock commercial....well, not quite as dramatic, but you get the idea:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vsVCHE7ayPE

Best Regards, Les

Good one, Les![emoji106]

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[Mack_C85]

Good one, Les![emoji106]

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Do a search on YouTube for Gunny & Glock....there is a whole series of these.

BTW - "Somebody picked the wrong girl" is my favorite......I'll just leave it at redhead...WOW!!!!

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[amazingflapjack]

I wonder if drugs or alcohol were involved?

 

[gman51]

yup you picked the wrong girl and occupation.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2gCFOtaZPo[/ame]

 

[Mack_C85]

yup you picked the wrong girl and occupation.
YouTube

That's the one...thanks for linking it, my Tapatalk link is being stupid!!!

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[les.b]

Little more info on the FBI complex story:

Feds charge Fairmont man with crashing FBI gate | News | timeswv.com

Best Regards, Les

 

[FAS1]

I thought you might have been talking about this guy.

Suspected burglar crushed to death by 900-pound safe: police | Fox News


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[stonebuster]

"loose bowl bandit"

In our town a guy drove in the bank parking lot with his wife and two kids in the car to rob the bank. He was so worked up the tellers saw him drop his pants and take a dump in the parking lot on the way in. He was arrested before he left the bank. The newspaper dubbed him the "loose bowl bandit."