Fake Colt Cobra ad

[Echo40]

Maybe so but one thing modern women have going for them is that they are still alive and useful for many purposes.

No doubt about that, I was merely saying that I prefer old-fashioned women, but it seems like nowadays you're automatically labelled sexist if not a misogynist if you say anything other than that modern women are one and all God's glorious gift to us unworthy men.

 

[pawngal]

No doubt about that, I was merely saying that I prefer old-fashioned women, but it seems like nowadays you're automatically labelled sexist if not a misogynist if you say anything other than that modern women are one and all God's glorious gift to us unworthy men.

OK, so am I an old-fashioned woman or a modern woman???
Let's see, what can I do, have done, will do.....
Butcher chickens, rabbits, ducks, geese.
Shoot deer, help butcher
Raise a garden, can & freeze
Make my own clothes and mend.
Change a tire
Adjust carburetors on an English sports car
Know what Bourbons I like and why
Know how to act at a 5 course charity wine dinner
Own and operate a pawn shop for 29 years
Able to grade diamonds
Shoot as good as at least 1/2 of the male gun owners.
Race in Autocross
Shop everywhere from thrift stores to high end boutiques.
Taught my kids and grandkids to shoot.
Can cook and bake with the best and have the awards to prove it.

I am who I am, me! I don't need your stinkin' labels. You best quit while you are somewhat ahead.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

OK, so am I an old-fashioned woman or a modern woman???
Let's see, what can I do, have done, will do.....
Butcher chickens, rabbits, ducks, geese.
Shoot deer, help butcher
Raise a garden, can & freeze
Make my own clothes and mend.
Change a tire
Adjust carburetors on an English sports car
Know what Bourbons I like and why
Know how to act at a 5 course charity wine dinner
Own and operate a pawn shop for 29 years
Able to grade diamonds
Shoot as good as at least 1/2 of the male gun owners.
Race in Autocross
Shop everywhere from thrift stores to high end boutiques.
Taught my kids and grandkids to shoot.
Can cook and bake with the best and have the awards to prove it.

I am who I am, me! I don't need your stinkin' labels. You best quit while you are somewhat ahead.

But can you back a boat trailer down a ramp while your husband/boyfriend/other assorted male screams at you from the boat

 

[Echo40]

OK, so am I an old-fashioned woman or a modern woman???

I am who I am, me! I don't need your stinkin' labels. You best quit while you are somewhat ahead.

That sounds like a splendid idea if I have ever heard one, and congratulations on being the one and only you, I sincerely mean that too. Self-confidence and individuality are the cornerstones of strength, that along with a bit of self-control makes for a well-rounded individual who is prepared for practically anything. After all, actions speak louder than words, so sometimes it's better to swa!low your pride, be the bigger person, and calmly let the subject drop, and I applaud you for having the wisdom and presence of mind to point that out, not to mention sparing me the humiliation of getting all worked up and rambling over nothing.

Okay, so getting back on topic, here is one of my favorite vintage ads from back in the day...

And yes, this is 100% Real.

 

[pawngal]

But can you back a boat trailer down a ramp while your husband/boyfriend/other assorted male screams at you from the boat

Been there, done that

 

[pantannojack]

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Hey, I'm very offended by that Savage rifle ad. It just so happens that I'm 1/4 Cherokee...no...wait...I'm 1/8 Apache...no...wait a minute...I'm 1/16 Comanche...no, wait...I'm
1/25 Crow...yeah...that's it...no...wait...I'm...


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I was happy when Al Pacino called the play: "Comanche" in "Any Given Sunday".

 

[CA Escapee]

Glock did a bunch of commercials several years ago one being the BG picking the wrong girl.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQHWTfFV3Vc[/ame]

The Diner commercial is playing on her tv.

 

[JohnRippert]

I saw one last year in the same vein as ACORN's post. Liked it enough to download and keep it. Definitely dark humor and not socially acceptable by some of today's "standards". That may be why I like it.

 

[Qc Pistolero]

''the times they are achangin'''

 

[ISCS Yoda]

I am who I am, me! I don't need your stinkin' labels. You best quit while you are somewhat ahead.

I like it. Well put. My mother worked in a variety of jobs until both she and my dad retired and she ran the house and cooked, too. And she liked my first revolver, a Model 19 4", when I got it a zillion years ago. My girlfriend (hell, I've been married 3 times) is pretty doggone self sufficient, too. Ain't no big difference then and now.....

 

[RobertJ.]

OK, so am I an old-fashioned woman or a modern woman???
Let's see, what can I do, have done, will do.....
Butcher chickens, rabbits, ducks, geese.
Shoot deer, help butcher
Raise a garden, can & freeze
Make my own clothes and mend.
Change a tire
Adjust carburetors on an English sports car
Know what Bourbons I like and why
Know how to act at a 5 course charity wine dinner
Own and operate a pawn shop for 29 years
Able to grade diamonds
Shoot as good as at least 1/2 of the male gun owners.
Race in Autocross
Shop everywhere from thrift stores to high end boutiques.
Taught my kids and grandkids to shoot.
Can cook and bake with the best and have the awards to prove it.

I am who I am, me! I don't need your stinkin' labels. You best quit while you are somewhat ahead.

You forgot forum detective!

 

[Rustyt1953]

Becky, Ruthie thought you might like this:

 

[Golddollar]

Becky, Ruthie thought you might like this:

Ouch, that's scary!

 

[pawngal]

Becky, Ruthie thought you might like this:

Well, under stress I do shoot low!
If some guy needed shot I wouldn't waste the bullets on the head shots, nuthing up there.

 

[Echo40]

The pelvic girdle is actually perfectly valid target too, because if it gets shattered, then the assailant is going down and he isn't getting back up, regardless of how many pain-inhibiting drugs he may be on.
If the attacker also just so happens to be a sex offender, then all the more reason to shoot him right there and *ahem* "Take his weapon away from him" as Hartigan (Bruce Willis) so aptly described it in Sin City.

 

[raljr1]

But can you back a boat trailer down a ramp while your husband/boyfriend/other assorted male screams at you from the boat

Of course she could if she bothered to let a husband/ boyfriend come along on the fishing trip. Don't you guys to tickin off pawngal....she can hold here own with any of you.

Robert

 

[Drm50]

OK, so am I an old-fashioned woman or a modern woman???
Let's see, what can I do, have done, will do.....
Butcher chickens, rabbits, ducks, geese.
Shoot deer, help butcher
Raise a garden, can & freeze
Make my own clothes and mend.
Change a tire
Adjust carburetors on an English sports car
Know what Bourbons I like and why
Know how to act at a 5 course charity wine dinner
Own and operate a pawn shop for 29 years
Able to grade diamonds
Shoot as good as at least 1/2 of the male gun owners.
Race in Autocross
Shop everywhere from thrift stores to high end boutiques.
Taught my kids and grandkids to shoot.
Can cook and bake with the best and have the awards to prove it.

I am who I am, me! I don't need your stinkin' labels. You best quit while you are somewhat ahead.

Before I could make informed judgement would have to see swim suit pics. It's only way to grade accurately. In today's world of CV 19 masks, you never know when you might get a ugly one slipped in on you.

 

[BC38]

Some of you guys need to know when to put down the shovel...

 

[pawngal]

Before I could make informed judgement would have to see swim suit pics. It's only way to grade accurately. In today's world of CV 19 masks, you never know when you might get a ugly one slipped in on you.

Sorry, past the age of swim suit pictures. My best look would be jeans, boots, and a sweater or flannel shirt.

Oh, and I could add a Stetson if you prefer the Western look.
But, no, I don't ride. One strike against me.

 

[Jack Flash]

Back to the ad ...

I thought somebody would have posted the "real" ad by now, but no one has, I scrounged up a copy: