Fatherly talks, or such ......

[14daMoney]

many moons ago just months after my wife and I were married my folks who loved to go camping invited us to come stay with them at their camp site. So, being the dutiful son and daughter-in-law we were we agreed. But since their camper was not big enough for 4 adults we went out and bought a new nice sized tent for just the two of us to snuggle up in. As I'm opening the box the tent came in, my dad who is going to help me set the tent up is kneeling right beside me as I open the cover. Hmmm, right there on the very top of everything is a white 11"x17" sheet of paper with just these 2 words in an extremely large bright red font - ERECTION INSTRUCTIONS - instantly my dad turns and says to me, "I sure hope you don't need those . . . . . " ............ rim-shot!!!