Buckey08
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" There's a sucker born every minute" We seem to have broken the 1 minute rule and are now setting our sights on the 30 second mark.
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cougar14
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"Well, there you are".
Harder than woodpecker lips.
"It's not how big the dog is in the fight, it's how big the fight is in the dog." Woody Hayes
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drgbike
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Im" feeling much better Now.
cussedemgun
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"Lower than whale dung"
my ex-wife
my ex-wife
whitecoyote
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"Among the men who fought on Iwo Jima, uncommon valor was a common virtue."
- Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, US Navy, 16 March 1945.
- Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, US Navy, 16 March 1945.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. ~ Yogi Berra
bamabiker
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Some people are so stupid they couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were wrote on the heel.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
Model 19 6"
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My dad, when pushed to his limit, would say I will knock you into the middle of next week.
If everything is under control, you're not going fast enough.
zzzippper
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"My God, you're a gorgeous hunk of man!" Heard by me while looking in a mirror.
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"Endeavor to remove your mind of can't." Edmund Burke
"I'm not dead yet!" Monty Python.
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"The rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated." -Samuel Clemens
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14indy
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"The impossible only takes a little longer"
"What ever it takes. If it involves cutting off your little finger to get the job done, then start choppin"
ME
"The impossible only takes a little longer"
"What ever it takes. If it involves cutting off your little finger to get the job done, then start choppin"
ME
Cdog
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Tough to choose a favorite. John Wayne, Winston Churchill, The Gipper, and yes Scarlett O'hara also come to mind.
For now, I'll go with "The Duke" on this one.
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
I admire simplicity. When he spoke, I don't recall ever having to figure out what John Wayne meant.
For now, I'll go with "The Duke" on this one.
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
I admire simplicity. When he spoke, I don't recall ever having to figure out what John Wayne meant.
"Hold my beer and watch this".
"This is going to hurt me, more than you".
"This won't hurt a bit". (Heard at the dentist office)
"Garbage in garbage out".
"Smoking will stunt your growth".
"You'll go blind doing that". or "You'll grow hair on your palms".
WuzzFuzz
"This is going to hurt me, more than you".
"This won't hurt a bit". (Heard at the dentist office)
"Garbage in garbage out".
"Smoking will stunt your growth".
"You'll go blind doing that". or "You'll grow hair on your palms".
WuzzFuzz
olcop
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APRIL FOOL, M#@$%# F&*^%@#-WE CLOSED!!
Local store owner to burglars who hit him for the third time
Above is testimony from court records at the trial of the store owner, related by the surviving burglar, in response to his lawyer's question "When did you realize that Mr. Jones was not open for business?"--
The next sentence of the statement was"when he stood up from behind the counter wid that shotgun and kilt Willie and shot me"
Ranks right up there with "I shall Return" and "We have not yet Begun to Fight" and"we will fight them on the battlefields, in the trenches, in the streets and in our homes, and we will prevail"
olcop
APRIL FOOL, M#@$%# F&*^%@#-WE CLOSED!!
Local store owner to burglars who hit him for the third time
Above is testimony from court records at the trial of the store owner, related by the surviving burglar, in response to his lawyer's question "When did you realize that Mr. Jones was not open for business?"--
The next sentence of the statement was"when he stood up from behind the counter wid that shotgun and kilt Willie and shot me"
Ranks right up there with "I shall Return" and "We have not yet Begun to Fight" and"we will fight them on the battlefields, in the trenches, in the streets and in our homes, and we will prevail"
olcop
Harleystoo
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“Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely!” (Lord Acton)
“The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.” (John F. Kennedy)
“The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.” (John F. Kennedy)
Rogue Wizard
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Life is like a horse. If it throws you, you either get back on and ride the hell out of it or stand behind it and shovel.
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Saint Francis of Assisi
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I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Vulcan Bob
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Another one from the Duke. Life's hard. It's even harder if you're stupid.
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