Favorite Quote

[model70hunter]

Me in High School during the head coaches same every pre game speech.

Boys don't worry, they put their pants on just like you, one leg at a time.
I said, yea coach but have you seen the size of their pants? Huge laughter from the team, ticked coach. We went out and won.

Different speech from then on.

 

[finesse_r]

" There's a sucker born every minute"

You don't happen to have a list of them do you?

 

[mstem]

I'll bring you bottles back.

I'll pay you Friday.

I only want to touch it.

My grand dad.

 

[oneflycowboy]

“You’re a daisy if you do” and “You’re no daisy. No daisy at all.”

Doc Holliday

 

[Dan Christopher]

"Son, let me tell you something. Whiskey can be a man's best friend. A dog can be a man's best friend, too. But if you ever make the mistake of thinking that a woman can be your best friend, you are going to end up a drunk who kisses his dog all the time!"

 

[Dan Christopher]

"It's much easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they have been fooled."

 

[Rastoff]

"Defense wins Championships".

Not to down play the value of defense, but it simply isn't true. If the defense prevented goal, but no one ever scored a goal, i.e. offense, it's impossible to win.

 

[galena]

The single most critical determining factor of the size of your funeral is the weather.