Feeling Low

A guy that I worked with was in the hospital and I sent him a card that said DON'T WORRY, ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG. He didn't think it was funny and he chewed me out. I wouldn't let the wife read that post. What have you done that caused this close monitoring. They say confession is good for the soul.

I am guilty of having two kids in college.
 
Several years ago, another stray gun followed me home, as they often do. When I walked in the door my girlfriend launched into me with "Another gub? Why do you have to have so many?" Now, she likes guns, and has even found a few go me to buy, she was just in a mood to fight a little. I cal.ly asked her why she needed 240 pairs of shoes (actual count, we had cleaned out her closets the weekend before. She replied that they were all for different outfits and occasions. I just said "Exactly." That concluded the disagreement. I find that those little disagreements seem to be more easily resolved if a marriage license is not in the calculation - I think I'll stay single.
 
I am a cowboy action shooter. In my 22nd year. One day was talking with a friend about his backup rifle. When I hung up my wife ask me if I had a back up rifle. I said no and she said that is really dumb....all the guns you have and the one you shoot every week you don't have a backup! So I called my gunsmith and the conversation went like this....exactly like this:
Me: Donnie...how much for a rifle exactly like my match gun?
Him? Why?
Me: Backup
Him: You don't need it. Everywhere you shoot half the posse has my
guns and you can borrow one to finish the match. I will have
yours fixed in 24 hours.
Me: Goodby
Him: Goodby

After I hung up the conversation sounded very familiar. After thinking
a while, it was the exact same conversation we had some years
ago....maybe twice.

Good wife and good gunsmith.
 
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