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No more fun for me-I'm turning over a new leaf-Public Service is what I now live for

Enjoy

http://www.walletpop.com/speci...d-worst-toilet-paper

And for those who have to Know...Scott
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If you go green and only use one sheet per vist you'll save even more. What is that brain dead singers name who suggested that?
 
And for those who have to Know...Scott

This is why I'm an unemployed TP maker!!!
for 6 yrs I helped make ANGEL SOFT,NORTHERN ULTRA,AND KIRKLAND SIGNATURE.all Produced by Georgia Pacific.
a note of history,the first commercial TP was (is) Northern.started shortly after the Civil War.
 
The brain dead singer was Sheryl Crow.

There are actually some pretty interesting comments on that page in response to the story. Some folks seem to be a bit unhappy with AOL.


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Originally posted by SmithEC:
The brain dead singer was Sheryl Crow.

There are actually some pretty interesting comments on that page in response to the story. Some folks seem to be a bit unhappy with AOL.


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That's her! Don't shake hands with that crazy girl. Hope she cleans her fingernails!
 
The ultimate answer...

Corn on the cob at the beginning of the digestive cycle... then just the cob for the end of the cycle.

My little commitment for Earth Day. Don't forget, just days and a wake up until April 22nd.

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I've already run a lifetime of exhaustive testing on my own? Without the help of subscribers BTW!
If you eat the correct diet (as directed by seemingly everyone anymore) the only thing you'll ever need is a squeegee...
But at least make it a green one as I have, to celebrate Earth Day!
 
which toilet paper is best for your bottom line?

HA! ROFL!!! ... best for your bottom line.. HAHAHA!!!


okay... breath.... it wasn't that funny....

HAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!! -- oh, yes it was !!!
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Thanks CAJ!
 
"Roarindan, the thought of a Southerner wiping his behind shortly after the Civil War with a T.P. called "Northern" is too funny."

I use toilet paper with our arch rival's team logo, the week of our big game.
 
More dumbass comments from the greenies. WE GROW TREES TO MAKE TOILET PAPER! Run out of paper and we'll grow some more trees. There are millions of tree farms. They are over planted to make the trees grow tall and then they are thinned. The thinning is where most of the pulp comes from. The other trees are then left to grow into more useful things like poles, pilings, and lumber and the remnants of those are also ground into pulp. Mess with this and you mess with the economy. This is a renewable resource. Go hug a rock. Leave the trees and those that get their livelihood from them alone. You've messed with enough stuff already....like taxes.

Also, if you take the TP with you every time you use a public restroom you may not ever have to buy the stuff. The person behind you won't be very happy, but you'll be gone.
 
"Also, if you take the TP with you every time you use a public restroom you may not ever have to buy the stuff. The person behind you won't be very happy, but you'll be gone."

I think that is a good metaphor for Obama's stimulas plan.
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Charlie correctly points out that agriculture is Mississippi's largest industry and timber leads the list. Be nice to us! We have to excel in something, even if it is wiping your collective A**es. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it, and if it keeps us out of last place in something, it's probably good.

BTW look at what is happening on the MS gulf coast and compare it to NO.. What a difference attitude and independence makes.
 
When my father was alive and working, he worked for a chemical company making a product that gave paper wet strength and it was used in toilet paper.

He told us that the product kept us from sticking our finger in an inappropriate place(this is as nice as I can put it without suffering the same fate as my brother) when wiping.
 
Consumer Reports has to hire people called Sensory Consultants for tests like this.

I'm wondering what the job description sounded like. Did they mention any disqualifiers? I'm thinking hemerhoids would probably be a plus.

What sort of employment history would they be looking for? Would they need team players here? Leadership & Management experience?

How would you fine tune your resume for this application? You can probably forget all that work you did on Cold Fusion technology.

Is Sheryl Crow still a Canadian?
 
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