FINALLY Cajun posts some useful information

[rewster]

I'm glad to see that Caj got to the bottom of things

 

[s&wchad]

Dang Barb!

You couldn't pay me enough to do that. I wouldn't let any of those inspectors NEAR my armpits. I’m not even sure they’re women.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Originally posted by BarbC:

Consumer Reports has to hire people called Sensory Consultants for tests like this.

I'd hate to be on the inspection team.

Ahhhhhh armpit....It's only kinky the first time you try it

 

[Stainz]

Wow, Caj knows his poop-paper!

I am a big believer in the penny priced special at Publix on Sundays. Yesterday's special was their 'Green-wise TP 4-pk' - for a penny with a $10 purchase. The check-out gal noticed it's absence from my $20 purchase... and offered "Some things aint worth a penny!". That stuff is stiff, rough, but falls apart. It seems around 320 or 400 grit, if you need to refinish some furniture. Of course, if you need a 'roid removed - use it! Need plastic surgery? Toot yournose with it and you'll need more. Bad stuff.

Stainz

PS I heard years ago that our colo-rectal cancers could be lessened by using unbleached TP... somehow, brown TP just doesn't seem proper...

 

[beach elvis]

What's the old punchline to the joke about the elderly Sioux gentleman who bought the cheapest TP he could find?

Something like, "TP like John Wayne. Rough, tough, take no crap off indian."