Jinglebob
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Two well-dressed men were sitting next to each other at a swanky bar. One turns to the other and says, “I’m a lawyer and tonight I’m celebrating. My house and all its contents were destroyed in a fire. Even my Mercedes in the garage was burned to a crisp, but my insurance company paid off handsomely and for more than I lost.”
The other man says, “What a coincidence, I’m a doctor and I’m celebrating too. A flood destroyed my house and I lost everything. My insurance company also paid me significantly more than it was worth.”
The lawyer looks over and says, “I have a question Doc, how do you start a flood?”
The other man says, “What a coincidence, I’m a doctor and I’m celebrating too. A flood destroyed my house and I lost everything. My insurance company also paid me significantly more than it was worth.”
The lawyer looks over and says, “I have a question Doc, how do you start a flood?”
