Flamin'Hot Cheetos ignites arson attempt at gas station

[bigride]

So you get busted trying to steal a bag of Flamin'Hot Cheetos at a gas station. What do you do? Try to set the gas station aflame. Oh the irony!

I love the mug shot of the genius refusing to cooperate with the booking officers. Will Chester Cheetah bail him out?

Police: Man attempts to ignite gas station over Flamin' Hot Cheetos | KSDK.com

Just pretend this is witty.

 

[meaneyedcatz]

Like I always say, that's what happens when cousins marry!

 

[JayFramer]

As much as I love hot Cheetos, I wouldn't do this.

 

[pawngal]

And his name was Crook! Oh, the irony

 

[gman51]

The stupid do stupid things for sure. News headline possibly read flaming idiot tries to get fired up when busted stealing flaming Cheetos.

 

[vytoland]

you just dont mess with a dudes bag o cheetos........there WILL b consequences.....

 

[chud333]

Any reports on if he was wearing britches?

Nothing surprises me anymore.


Maybe they serve cheetos in the sack lunches at the
county lock-up...

Chuck

 

[the ringo kid]

So you get busted trying to steal a bag of Flamin'Hot Cheetos at a gas station. What do you do? Try to set the gas station aflame. Oh the irony!

I love the mug shot of the genius refusing to cooperate with the booking officers. Will Chester Cheetah bail him out?

Police: Man attempts to ignite gas station over Flamin' Hot Cheetos | KSDK.com

Just pretend this is witty.

Id like to see that idiot try to eat a 2oz bag of Blairs Death Rain Habanero Chips. He'd be crying from the pain.

 

[the ringo kid]

you just dont mess with a dudes bag o cheetos........there WILL b consequences.....

As broke as I am, id buy him a bag of Cheetos if he needed them THAT badly? for Crissakes.

 

[the ringo kid]

Any reports on if he was wearing britches?

Nothing surprises me anymore.


Maybe they serve cheetos in the sack lunches at the
county lock-up...

Chuck

Probably do as most County jails do have an inmate Commissary. I was working for the State-and going to the Commissary was how I got introduced to Zapp's chips.

 

[Arik]

Love the mug shot

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[jscheck]

In my line of work those people are called, "Job Security"!

 

[rog8732]

That mug shot reminds me of granny spooning out castor oil to us, after me and the other neighborhood kids got our fill of old man Johnson's green apples.

 

[timn8er]

I've got some serious junk food issues, but I have to tip my hat to Crook; I don't crave ANY junk food bad enough to commit arson...

 

[pawngal]

Now, if it was a woman needing chocolate.............

 

[Fishslayer]

Now, if it was a woman needing chocolate.............

Brilliant placement right here...