Florida man

[Sixgun100]

It’s Florida!
Sharks will get you in the ocean.
Alligators will get you in the river or lake.
Bears will get you on land.
Cougars will get you in the bars.

You left out the Burmese Pythons…….

 

[sjmjax]

Florida is almost as dangerous as Australia!
I’ll have to do a little edit!

I’m not sure what to say about the hurricanes, tourists & mosquitoes.

 

[turnerriver]

This is more like what I think of as a Florida man. I’ve canoed around big gators before, that poor woman
had very bad luck in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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Regards,

 

[MOONDAWG]

The "news" keeps repeating the same things from 5/5/25 I just wonder if the elderly man had died before the bear dragged him out into the woods? No real details.

At his age more than likely (and hopefully!
he was dead long before being dragged away.