JOERM
Member
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
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> As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria."
> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in
feces.
> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
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> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine & Beer = Health.
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and
be full of sh!t.
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> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
> I'm doing it as a public service.
Ok, no more jokes for the day.
Joe
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There are those who have much but not more,
And there are those who have little but not less.
>
>
> As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria."
> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that
if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in
feces.
> In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>
> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine & Beer = Health.
> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and
be full of sh!t.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
> I'm doing it as a public service.
Ok, no more jokes for the day.
Joe
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There are those who have much but not more,
And there are those who have little but not less.
