vigil617
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OK, I'll go along with that. But if you come back and claim his first name is Seymour, I'm calling b.s. on you, cap.
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OK, I'll go along with that. But if you come back and claim his first name is Seymour, I'm calling b.s. on you, cap.
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vigil617
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OK, since you insist.
Actually I have a hard time choosing between Runs-With-Fire-Between-Legs, Chief Poops-A-Lot, and He-Who-Can't Get-Breechcloth-Clean.
I think my personal favorite, though, is No-Polyps-But-Still-Full-of-****."
I do apologize. And yes, you definitely are a mighty Blackfoot Warrior.
vigil617
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Donald Butts, eh? Your gastroenterologist.
Don Butts.
So when someone meets him in the hallway for the first time, and says, "Don Butts?" his stock reply is, "Yep, plenty of 'em." Am I right?
Sorry, just couldn't resist....
Back in my hometown, we had both a Dr. Payne and a Dr. Cleaver. Yep, both surgeons.....
Donald Butts, eh? Your gastroenterologist.
Don Butts.
So when someone meets him in the hallway for the first time, and says, "Don Butts?" his stock reply is, "Yep, plenty of 'em." Am I right?
Sorry, just couldn't resist....
Back in my hometown, we had both a Dr. Payne and a Dr. Cleaver. Yep, both surgeons.....
On a related note:
The Urologist that did my vasectomy on FRIDAY MARCH 13TH 1981 is named David Lip****z. Really. That whole day in my life is soooo bizzare. I have it written up and in my files but as hard as I have tried I am just not able to make it presentable on this forum and keep the humor, eroticism, and suspense. The boss would personally come to my house and confiscate my computers, break all my fingers and gouge out my eyes.
But one day when he ain't lookin' maybe I'll sneak it in at 2:00AM for a couple of hours.
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Started out as "Chief Poops-A-Lot" and honestly it was kinda fun at first. It was like "whoosh, woo hoo!" after it became "Runs-With-Fire-Between-Legs," it weren't much fun anymore. It was more like, "oh geez, here we go again." I somehow managed to avoid seepage so the breechcloth remained unsoiled.OK, since you insist.
Actually I have a hard time choosing between Runs-With-Fire-Between-Legs, Chief Poops-A-Lot, and He-Who-Can't Get-Breechcloth-Clean.
I think my personal favorite, though, is No-Polyps-But-Still-Full-of-****."
I do apologize. And yes, you definitely are a mighty Blackfoot Warrior.
Now it's definitely "No-Polyps-But-Still-Full-of-****." The doctor told us that it'd be normal for me to go a couple of days before having a bowel movement but that night I was back having my evening constitutional.
I've never really been considered as "normal."
vigil617
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Snubby, don't know why but after I posted that and I was standing out in my yard, watering the shrubs, it struck me that your wife -- who I know is Italian, and not Indian -- could have an Indian name per her assistance to you with...er...her part of the prep.
With apologies to Dances With Wolves, she can forever after be known as "Stands with A Fist".
You're a good sport, Snubby. I admire that in a feller.
With apologies to Dances With Wolves, she can forever after be known as "Stands with A Fist".
You're a good sport, Snubby. I admire that in a feller.
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Or Sits with Pasta. Actually I call her Lisa Little Feather. She likes sticking little feathers in her hair when we're camping or hiking.Snubby, don't know why but after I posted that and I was standing out in my yard, watering the shrubs, it struck me that your wife -- who I know is Italian, and not Indian -- could have an Indian name per her assistance to you with...er...her part of the prep.
With apologies to Dances With Wolves, she can forever after be known as "Stands with A Fist".
You're a good sport, Snubby. I admire that in a feller.
vigil617
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You're probably a bit too young to remember this, Snubby
but here's a bit of trivia related to part of the name you give your bride:When Marlon Brando declined to attend the Oscars when he was nominated as Best Leading Actor for The Godfather, he sent a friend, who was a Native American woman, in his place to accept the award on his behalf if he won -- which he did. She was dressed in elaborate traditional tribal clothing -- white, I believe -- and her name was Sasheen Littlefeather. Created quite a stir at the ceremony, as I recall.
Don't ask me why I remember; some names just stick with ya, I guess.
I don't think an enema is part of the pre-procedure. Your wife pulled a fast one on you. Not doing your chores lately?
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Oh yeah, everything came out all right! Then the next day, I was healthy and polyp free.I've been out of pocket recently so I kind of just got here. Snubby, I guess everything came out alright?
I do recall that, I didn't know her name though. That's pretty cool.You're probably a bit too young to remember this, Snubby
When Marlon Brando declined to attend the Oscars when he was nominated as Best Leading Actor for The Godfather, he sent a friend, who was a Native American woman, in his place to accept the award on his behalf if he won -- which he did. She was dressed in elaborate traditional tribal clothing -- white, I believe -- and her name was Sasheen Littlefeather. Created quite a stir at the ceremony, as I recall.
Don't ask me why I remember; some names just stick with ya, I guess.
It was written on the doctors orders. Then again it was my wife that got the orders from the doctor. Of course I'll find out for sure when it's her turn.I don't think an enema is part of the pre-procedure. Your wife pulled a fast one on you. Not doing your chores lately?
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