Fun thing to do

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Make a batch of vaniller puddin. I love vaniller puddin.

Put it in an empty mayonaise jar.

Eat and enjoy in an appropriate public place (the courthouse lunch room is a good one)-or keep in the ice box to eat at home in front of the wife when she says "We have to talk".

 

[aggiesam1983]

Nice. I like your style.

 

[ChattanoogaPhil]

Did you get the idea from the movie Training Day?

 

[WuzzFuzz]

There are some things in life that are a necessity...Sure am glad you've found yours Caj.


WuzzFuzz

 

[boatme99]

Actually, I'd rather just eat the mayonnaise.

 

[Alpo]

In the movie, Notting Hill, the strange roommate (eating some whitish pasty stuff out of a jar), says to the hero, "I think this yogurt's gone over".

The hero replies, "That's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise."

The strange roommate eats another spoonful, says, "Well, that's all right, then", and goes off happily, eating away.

 

[Chuck24]

Get the blue Gatorade, drink it out of a Windex bottle

 

[wbraswell]

Fill your old vodka bottles with water and walk around in the yard slugging it down, or you can just walk around in the yard with your vodka, slugging it down.

 

[Skeet 028]

y'all are sick sick sick. But I like yer style!

 

[GatorFarmer]

An industrial supply house will happily sell you all sorts of warning stickers...biohazard, radioactive, etc. Just decorate a thermos with them, drink from it, and go around commenting, "This coffee I found at the bus stop tastes funny."

 

[RobertJ.]

That's a good one, I'll have to try it.

Another that I haven't tried yet but would like to, would be to walk down the street carrying a big gas can (filled with water) that has a small hole in the bottom so it leaks visibly, and to carry it while smoking a big cigar.

As a chef years ago, I gave a waitress a dish of chocolate mousse topped with whipped cream. I couldn't wait for the look on her face when she bit into it, the chocolate mousse was really duck liver pate! She actually appreciated the joke, she fixed where she had scooped into it, and passed it on to someone else!

 

[Erich]

Fill your old vodka bottles with water and walk around in the yard slugging it down, or you can just walk around in the yard with your vodka, slugging it down.

First time I saw Black Flag (in 1984), Henry Rollins did that onstage. I know because he let my friend take a swig out of the bottle.

 

[finesse_r]

Actually, I'd rather just eat the mayonnaise.

That stuff will kill you faster than smoking will.

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM[/ame]

 

[Alpo]

At a steak-house salad bar, long ago, as I was getting some dessert, the waitress walked up and asked, "Sir, are you aware that is sour cream you are putting on your pudding, not whipped topping?"

That woulda probably tasted - something.

 

[Onomea]

Fill your old vodka bottles with water and walk around in the yard slugging it down, or you can just walk around in the yard with your vodka, slugging it down.

This happened at our house back in the mid-'60s. Big brother was back from college in NYC and had his roomate along. Before making breakfast in the morning, mom pulls a bottle of Gilbey's Gin (full of water) out of the fridge and puts it on the counter. Roomie walks into the kitchen. Mom gets a big ol' ice tea glass from the cupboard, grabs the gin bottle, and fills it to the brim. As the disbelieving roomie's jaw drops, she chug-a-lugs it, puts it down empty on the counter, and says, "So how'd you like your eggs?"

11 YO me, watching this, about bust a gut laughing at the roomie's reaction. I thought his eyes were gonna pop out of his head!

 

[Arik]

Fill your old vodka bottles with water and walk around in the yard slugging it down, or you can just walk around in the yard with your vodka, slugging it down.

You can do the same with apple juice and whiskey

 

[pawngal]

Years ago ex & I lived off-post at Ft. Leonard Wood so our place was party central. 190 proof Everclear in one bottle, water in an empty Everclear bottle.........play pass the bottle......
one poor kid was close to alcohol poisoning.......

 

[LouisianaJoe]

In his younger years, my brother went to a gross out your date party. One guy put peanut butter on the bottom of his shoe and ate it with a potato chip. Other things occurred that should not be spoken of.

 

[GatorFarmer]

At a steak-house salad bar, long ago, as I was getting some dessert, the waitress walked up and asked, "Sir, are you aware that is sour cream you are putting on your pudding, not whipped topping?"

That woulda probably tasted - something.

I remember Ryan's Steakhouse, a rather low rent affair, and seeing smashed up roaches in the banana pudding. Shudder. I hate bananas.