on a dodge mini van. "CONDOMS PREVENT MINI-VANS". Lee
Funny bumper sticker
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OLDSTER
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" If you can read this you're too darn close"
Keep Honking, I’m Reloading!
Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi
Fired Out a Car Window.
Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi
Fired Out a Car Window.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DAY TO HAVE
. My flight commander, 1985.
. My flight commander, 1985.
I had this one on my car for a time. FIGHT ORGANIZED CRIME...ABOLISH THE IRS
One of my favorites....
God Bless Our Troops...especially our snipers.
God Bless Our Troops...especially our snipers.
"My Weimaraner is smarter than your honor student."
This one is especially true in the Pittsburgh Public Schools.
This one is especially true in the Pittsburgh Public Schools.
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Seen on a car outside Miami: When I retire I'm going to move north and drive slow.
And in Wyoming: I don't give a _____ how you did it in Texas.
And in Wyoming: I don't give a _____ how you did it in Texas.
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riverrat38
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Click it or ticket.
Stick it!
73,
Rick
Stick it!
73,
Rick
On my old neighbor's pickup:
Of all my friends, I like my dog the best.
Of all my friends, I like my dog the best.
On a beat-up old panel van driven by a teenager: "Don't laugh. Your daughter may be in here."
"Get rid of the fossils... keep the fuels!"
Warning, Driver carries less than $10 worth of ammunition.
Though at today's prices that may only be a magazine full.
Though at today's prices that may only be a magazine full.
two-bit cowboy
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Seen a few years ago on an early '80s Buick in Jackson Hole, Wyo.
The gal driving was wearing a very smart hotel maid's uniform.
"My Wyoming has an East infection"
The gal driving was wearing a very smart hotel maid's uniform.
"My Wyoming has an East infection"
wood714
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I see a lot of bumper stickers in my area that have "Proud Parent of an Honor Roll Student."
Thought many times of having one made that said..."Proud Parent of an Inmate of Florida State Prison."
I bet a few people would get a kick of of it.
Thought many times of having one made that said..."Proud Parent of an Inmate of Florida State Prison."
I bet a few people would get a kick of of it.
JJEH
Member
I've seen here one recently saying, "Country Girls don't retreat, they reload!"
Made me smile a little.
Made me smile a little.
LVSteve
Member
There's an adult version of that I cannot repeat here in full, but "pull my hair" was at the end.
