Funny Lawyer Stuff.

[charlie sherrill]

I heard raised voices outside the courthouse this morning a few minutes before divorce court began. I walked to the door to see what it was and I saw Lawyer James raising hell at Lawyer Hudgins. No blows were being thrown and lawyers often yell at each other for stuff, so I didn't interfere. A few minutes later Lawyer James stormed into the building and was obviously still mad about something. He was followed a short time later by Lawyer Hudgins who was wearing a big smile and apparently wasn't upset at the dog cussing he had just endured. As he walked by the metal detector his comment was "FXXX em if they can't take a joke."

I found out later this afternoon what had happened. Lawyer James was representing the wife in a divorce and Lawyer Hudgins was representing the husband. Several days ago Lawyer James called Lawyer Hudgins with a list of demands to which Lawyer Hudgins replied "I've got a disc of your client having sex with another man." Lawyer James got quiet and then asked if he could see it. Lawyer Hudgins told him "no problem, I'll have my secretary bring it right over."

Lawyer James then called the wife/client and told her she needed to come to his office right away. When she got there Lawyer James started the tape without looking at it beforehand and without telling her what it was. Up popped some of the nastiest porn on the planet. Somebody was having kinky sex (several couples) but it wasn't the wife/client. Wife/client got mad and stormed out of the office. It took several days for Lawyer James to convince her that he too had been fooled. This happened several days ago and apparently Lawyer James was still hot about it. If I ever need another divorce lawyer I'll probably call Lawyer Hudgins. At least he can take a joke.

 

[charlie sherrill]

I heard raised voices outside the courthouse this morning a few minutes before divorce court began. I walked to the door to see what it was and I saw Lawyer James raising hell at Lawyer Hudgins. No blows were being thrown and lawyers often yell at each other for stuff, so I didn't interfere. A few minutes later Lawyer James stormed into the building and was obviously still mad about something. He was followed a short time later by Lawyer Hudgins who was wearing a big smile and apparently wasn't upset at the dog cussing he had just endured. As he walked by the metal detector his comment was "FXXX em if they can't take a joke."

I found out later this afternoon what had happened. Lawyer James was representing the wife in a divorce and Lawyer Hudgins was representing the husband. Several days ago Lawyer James called Lawyer Hudgins with a list of demands to which Lawyer Hudgins replied "I've got a disc of your client having sex with another man." Lawyer James got quiet and then asked if he could see it. Lawyer Hudgins told him "no problem, I'll have my secretary bring it right over."

Lawyer James then called the wife/client and told her she needed to come to his office right away. When she got there Lawyer James started the tape without looking at it beforehand and without telling her what it was. Up popped some of the nastiest porn on the planet. Somebody was having kinky sex (several couples) but it wasn't the wife/client. Wife/client got mad and stormed out of the office. It took several days for Lawyer James to convince her that he too had been fooled. This happened several days ago and apparently Lawyer James was still hot about it. If I ever need another divorce lawyer I'll probably call Lawyer Hudgins. At least he can take a joke.

 

[keith44spl]

Su Amigo,
Dave

 

[Joni_Lynn]

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[CG2]

Thats great I would pay to see the looks on their faces when the video started.

 

[Erich]

I'm not even going to tell you guys about what (evidence) the lawyers in my office sat around watching with popcorn and movie-sized cokes . . .

 

[rewster]

Thanks, Charlie !! Started my day off right

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Originally posted by Erich:
I'm not even going to tell you guys about what (evidence) the lawyers in my office sat around watching with popcorn and movie-sized cokes . . .

Be quiet Erich...that's one of those perks we have to keep in the brotherhood

 

[red14]

I used to work for an insurance company. Many years ago, I observed pictures of various size jars, in various delicate areas of the human body.

I think that is where some of the original ideas about HIPPA were formed.

 

[1968hawkeye]

That is funny, you gotta love divorce lawyers. They are so much fun.

Hawkeye

 

[Guest]

Kind of goes along with one of the "Basics of Lawyering" as in NEVER ask a question you don't already know the answer to!!!

 

[Indiana George]

Originally posted by red14:
I used to work for an insurance company. Many years ago, I observed pictures of various size jars, in various delicate areas of the human body.

Red,

A friend of mine is a former Indiana State Trooper. Many years ago, I had the displeasure of observing various, delicate body parts in the jars!

One particular jar ended up on the serving table at a semi-formal dinner party. Needless to say, most of the wives and girlfriends were not impressed and most of the guys got a little squeemish!

 

[red14]

I G,

there is bound to be an HBO special based on the content of our two posts. Jarhead takes a whole new meaning.