Funny names for the Fish and Game/DNR guys

[Lt JL]

Around here, in Ohio and Michigan, we have very good hunting and fishing. Including the world's best walleye river. The spring Maumee River spawning run has just begun, so the DNR guys are everywhere. What funny names to you guys use?
Fish Fuzz
Carp Cops
Possum Police
Raccoon Rangers
Duck Detectives,
are the ones I hear around here.

 

[Rule3]

"Grouper Police"
But now you can insert any type of fish, there are so many regulations.
We used to a a decal tape measure, Law Stick


"Bring your Lawyer or bring a "Law Stick"


Was that center of the tail or tip of the tail?

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

My wife's cousin has been Ranger Rick to the family for the 40 years he's been with ODNR.

Ivan

 

[Rustyt1953]

"Crick dicks" .

(detectives)

 

[rubiranch]

Do Not Resuscitate.
I am the Lone Ranger.

 

[oink]

"Grouper Police"

Close but no cigar. It's Grouper Trooper!

 

[Rule3]

Close but no cigar. It's Grouper Trooper!

Yep, that's it. Been a while since I have been stopped for a "safety check"

 

[vigil617]

Party Poopers. As in, "Aw, hell, here come the"

 

[WCCPHD]

Rabbit Sheriff

Mullet Marshal

Possum Patrol

Deer Detective

 

[rubiranch]

Law Enforcement. LOL

 

[andy52]

Depending on the time of day I encounter them it's either Morning Sir or afternoon Sir.

 

[dave1918a2]

Mostly No Sir, and Yes Sir, and of course Ma'm now also. The rest of the time " Moose and Goose ".

 

[jack the toad]

Pretty well covered in previous posts but here's one that's somewhat similar... deer deputy.

 

[bigwheelzip]

I only see the SCDNR who run the Pickens County shooting range.
He's a no-nonsense LT, so I just call him SIR.

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[Sevens]

Talk about a dream job! -NO-, I’m not saying it’s easy. Just that it must be just an amazing career choice. I’m a little bit jealous.

 

[oink]

Talk about a dream job! -NO-, I’m not saying it’s easy. Just that it must be just an amazing career choice. I’m a little bit jealous.

Except that in FL their pay is pretty sorry.

 

[oink]

I don't think anyone mentioned Coon Cop.

 

[Eric300]

Michigan DNR = Damn Near Russians

 

[Hugh WW]

Let's see now

Bird and Bunny
Hoof and hook

 

[max]

I was fishing with a friend in Michigan and it was fish pigs.