Funny News Headlines.....

[rwsmith]

An area newspaper today said;

"Goose Creek Tea Ladies provide 18 studs for a new Habitat For Humanity home"


What kind of outfit are these 'tea ladies' running anyway???

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[wingriderz]

You just can't make that stuff up lol

 

[dben002]

An area newspaper today said;

"Goose Creek Tea Ladies provide 18 studs for a new Habitat For Humanity home"


What kind of outfit are these 'tea ladies' running anyway???

Makes you kinda wonder huh ??? 18 2x4's or 18 studs to hammer nails..

 

[Jack Flash]

Here's a couple more:

 

[Jack Flash]

I can't resist: A couple more:

 

[soFlaNative]

 

[Ron M.]

Small plane crashes in cemetery, 100's of bodies found...

Okay, I made that one up.

 

[Lee Barner]

a while back one of our local channel reporters said "police shoot a man dead after he was fatally wounded". lee

 

[Mistered]

I saw one once that said 'Man found shot, beaten, stabbed and robbed - foul play suspected'

 

[Bekeart]

Oblong man marries Normal woman

Flick: Alas! Another Oblong man and Normal gal! | Bill Flick | pantagraph.com

Bekeart

 

[the ringo kid]

An area newspaper today said;


What kind of outfit are these 'tea ladies' running anyway???

To slightly change the name to an oldish Burt Reynolds/Dolly Parton movie: "The Best Little Whorehouse in South Carolina.

 

[the ringo kid]

"Boy Trapped in Freezer, Eats Own Foot."
















) Ok ok, I borrowed that one from Airplane.

 

[Mistered]

And the best of all (still):
'Police help dog bite victim'

 

[rwsmith]

I had a little trouble with the page..

Oblong man marries Normal woman

Flick: Alas! Another Oblong man and Normal gal! | Bill Flick | pantagraph.com

Bekeart

It took me a minute to understand the page and I was getting all kinds of pictures in my mind!

 

[Jack Flash]

 

[snowman]

Great thread; thanks, folks! I've never been a fan of the late talk shows, but I always enjoyed Leno's headlines. Funny stuff.

Regards,
Andy

 

[Absalom]

You can buy books full of this stuff. I've got a few somewhere, but am too lazy to look right now. A favorite I happen to remember:

"People rushing to see Pope trample six to Death"

 

[steamloco76]

A true classic from the December 30th, 1985 edition of the Indiana (PA) Gazette.

Two Hunters Dead In County;
Harvest Down

 

[Maddog 521]

Last night on the news

"man robs a Jack in the Box and comes back to fill out an application for work"