Make an ugly woman your wife.
Why, because she'll always be there for you.
That's a pretty piece, deserving of respect and honest use. Yes the Bodyguards aren't the prettiest, but you can grow to love them deeply. I prefer the Airweights and own a pretty (to me) nickle-plated 638 at the moment.
Nice, well used and honest gun... but you knew that, right? Wanna sell it?