Gotta love it: Bacon scented shaving cream

[P&R Fan]

Today's newspaper has a blurb about a new gift idea: Bacon scented shaving cream. It's supposed to be an aphrodisiac.
Somehow, the scent of bacon, while pleasant, has never had that effect on me. But hey, I might get some. Maybe it will make Missus P&R Fan attack me.
I could live with that.
Jim

 

[jaykellogg]

More likely the dog will attack you.

 

[Duke426]

More likely the dog will attack you.

Yep, the only one likely to get turned on by that in this house is my bulldog, Daisy.

 

[DeadAye]

I'll bet that you can get some great bear pictures if you use that stuff in the right neck of the woods.
Maybe even discover which calibers work on bears or don't

 

[papajohn428]

Just what I need..........something else to make me hungry all the time.

 

[ogilvyspecial]

Just what I need..........something else to make me hungry all the time.

Either that, or so sick of bacon that you'll never eat another piece.

 

[jkc]

This may explain the summer's Florida "face eating" incident...

 

[feralmerril]

Dont feed the hogs while wearing it. Might be makeing bacon.

 

[DeathGrip]

Mmmm Bacon

If I put enough on will it repel certain groups?

Then I'm all for it.

 

[labworm]

I bought some last week.

They threw in a can of scented Lipitor after shave.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Today's newspaper has a blurb about a new gift idea: Bacon scented shaving cream. It's supposed to be an aphrodisiac.
Somehow, the scent of bacon, while pleasant, has never had that effect on me. But hey, I might get some. Maybe it will make Missus P&R Fan attack me.
I could live with that.
Jim

Depends on where ya puts it

 

[Sebago Son]

What's next? Old Spice scented poke-chops?

 

[Maximumbob54]

I thought this was a joke until...

J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream

 

[feralmerril]

Somewhere I read many years ago that frenchmen would dance with hankerchiefs under their armpits and then wait for a oppertunity to give their date the hankercheif as they thought the odor turned them on!

 

[P&R Fan]

It sounds so interesting, but I'm still an Aqua Velva kinda guy.

It smells like A MAN.
Jim

 

[feralmerril]

About 10 years ago I was dateing a woman, her and her daughter and I was driveing somewhere and both got on me saying the old spice I was wearing made me smell like a old man. I still wear the old spice and traded her in for my wife that is about 16 years younger than her.

 

[Marshwheeling]

But hey, I might get some.

That would be the idea, I guess.


Anyway, over the years I have had more than a couple of gals tell me the smell of my pits turned them on. Not as many as told me I ought to take a shower, but it's something.

 

[wbraswell]

I don't know about this, seems like it might make women actually want to take a bite out of you. Then when they realize you don't really taste like bacon, they'll really get POed.
What will they think of next? After shave that smells like fried eggs?

 

[feralmerril]

Must be jelley cause jam dont shake like that!

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Must be jelley cause jam dont shake like that!

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