the ringo kid
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Have you ever had one of ""those days"" you didnt want to get out of bed for? I did.
What I mean is and will say after a disclaimer.
The disclaimer:
This has nothing to do with any Ladies on this site, nor any related to 99.99% of anyone on this site, nor is this meant to demean women in any way, shape or form. This is just what happened to me today.
The story:
I woke up as normal, did the normal slaving duties for Shasta, played with her while getting dirty laundry ready to take to the laundry mat. All is fine and dandy till Shasta got pissed with me for petting yet another stray kitten a few of us are trying to care for. I walked back in and tried to pet her-using the untainted hand, Shasta was staring bayonets at me ans scratched my left hand a bit--because of catching me petting that kitten.
I left to go do laundry. On arriving, some lady washing there basically went off on me. Ive never laid eyes on her, let alone ever spoke a word to her. I dont know what that was all about-since she yelled in Spanish--speaking too fast for me to understand hardly a word. I just proceeded to start the Washers-then left to go get a soda. I came back--insane woman was gone.
I finished washing clothes in peace--and went back home in peace-thus forgetting that weird happening. No sooner than I got back, the cell phone rings and its my Sister complaining im not calling enough-so I was abused there for about 10 minutes. Thankfully, she was returning to work and had to go.
I left the house again about 30 minutes later because I remembered that I needed a few things from Wally World. As I had not eaten anything today--I bought two slices of fresh baked Pizza from WM deli, and got a 10 calorie Dr. Pepper to wash it down with. No sooner than I sat at a table-and just after taking my first bite and first sip of soda, my damned phone rings and its my ex-girlfriend.
Since it was very noisy, I couldnt make out what the heck she was griping about? but continued to try to listen. She went on for about 5 minutes--complaining about men, work etc--then got mad at me because she THOUGHT I wasnt listening -- but even after I said earlier that I couldnt hear due to the thunderous din of noise--she was still peeved. Thankfully, that call too--soon ended.
It was my own humble opinion that all Women in my area--were insane--that is--till I happened to have a nice pleasant conversation with the lady sitting at the table near me. I also had interaction with two more ladies while I was at WM--thus I revised my own humble opinion from all local women are insane--to most of the local women are insane.
I honestly dont know what the heck happened today? I MUST have had a sign plastered on me that said: "The First National Dump on the Ringo Kid Day"" or something to that effect????
Im asking if anyone here can tell me what happened???
What I mean is and will say after a disclaimer.
The disclaimer:
This has nothing to do with any Ladies on this site, nor any related to 99.99% of anyone on this site, nor is this meant to demean women in any way, shape or form. This is just what happened to me today.
The story:
I woke up as normal, did the normal slaving duties for Shasta, played with her while getting dirty laundry ready to take to the laundry mat. All is fine and dandy till Shasta got pissed with me for petting yet another stray kitten a few of us are trying to care for. I walked back in and tried to pet her-using the untainted hand, Shasta was staring bayonets at me ans scratched my left hand a bit--because of catching me petting that kitten.
I left to go do laundry. On arriving, some lady washing there basically went off on me. Ive never laid eyes on her, let alone ever spoke a word to her. I dont know what that was all about-since she yelled in Spanish--speaking too fast for me to understand hardly a word. I just proceeded to start the Washers-then left to go get a soda. I came back--insane woman was gone.
I finished washing clothes in peace--and went back home in peace-thus forgetting that weird happening. No sooner than I got back, the cell phone rings and its my Sister complaining im not calling enough-so I was abused there for about 10 minutes. Thankfully, she was returning to work and had to go.
I left the house again about 30 minutes later because I remembered that I needed a few things from Wally World. As I had not eaten anything today--I bought two slices of fresh baked Pizza from WM deli, and got a 10 calorie Dr. Pepper to wash it down with. No sooner than I sat at a table-and just after taking my first bite and first sip of soda, my damned phone rings and its my ex-girlfriend.
Since it was very noisy, I couldnt make out what the heck she was griping about? but continued to try to listen. She went on for about 5 minutes--complaining about men, work etc--then got mad at me because she THOUGHT I wasnt listening -- but even after I said earlier that I couldnt hear due to the thunderous din of noise--she was still peeved. Thankfully, that call too--soon ended.
It was my own humble opinion that all Women in my area--were insane--that is--till I happened to have a nice pleasant conversation with the lady sitting at the table near me. I also had interaction with two more ladies while I was at WM--thus I revised my own humble opinion from all local women are insane--to most of the local women are insane.
I honestly dont know what the heck happened today? I MUST have had a sign plastered on me that said: "The First National Dump on the Ringo Kid Day"" or something to that effect????
Im asking if anyone here can tell me what happened???
Shasta has officially forgiven me. She has more food in her bowl, more fresh water--all sitting on HER piece of carpet and, she is on my lap licking my left thumb. 
