feralmerril
Absent Comrade
Many years ago there was a huge overgrown half witt 17 year old teenager I knew in my neighborhood that was a pest. He happened to be a younger brother to a girl that I hired to keep my house clean.
One night I had a GF over that woke me up right at the gray of pre dawn, and said there was someone out in the liveing room! I had a s&w .45 1917 under the mattress and went to the liveing room with it in my hand, really kind of doubting her. Well, there was carl the retard. I had left my model 60 S&W on the bar and he was standing there in the gloom holding it! He saw me, dropped the gun and let out a scream and ran for the door. I caught him a step or two from the door and tried to "buffalo" him with the gun barrel. It was a glancing blow and I kicked him square in the butt with my bare foot. As he ran outside I couldnt resist and hollered ya ***, I am going to shoot cha after all! With that I shot what I hoped was a harmless direction in the dessert as I lived on the edge of town. It was comical. I swear he jumped 5 feet in the air and his feet were still running at the top of his leap and when he hit the ground he scratched out with his upper body almost falling backwards! It was just like a cartoon on TV!
Howsomever, I limped on that foot for over a week! I never did call the SD on that deal. I had trouble once before with him before that maybe a few months. I had told told him I "might" be going somewhere for my days off, and if I did I would leave some dogfood out so he could feed rusty. I told him I wasnt sure I was going, but if I did my truck would be gone and he knew where to find the dog food.
Well I didnt leave town but came home in the evening. I seen light through the window in the front door. I drove about a 100 yards pass the house, parked and walked back with my model 60 in hand thinking I could have left the light on myself. I got to the door and hear music! I opened the door quick and had my gun ahead of me. Carl was there drinking one of my beers and about to put a new record on my stero!
He got white, couldnt even talk and about puked! As for me, I had a big relief spell that I didnt have to shoot someone hit me. Then we had a discussion. I didnt call the sheriffs, but let him know I didnt ever want to see him near my house ever again etc. I belive it was something about a month later when I almost shot him in the first story. I kind of figure his sister might have put him up to it as I think she made have had a teenage crush on me and sent him over to see who I was messing with or whatever.
One night I had a GF over that woke me up right at the gray of pre dawn, and said there was someone out in the liveing room! I had a s&w .45 1917 under the mattress and went to the liveing room with it in my hand, really kind of doubting her. Well, there was carl the retard. I had left my model 60 S&W on the bar and he was standing there in the gloom holding it! He saw me, dropped the gun and let out a scream and ran for the door. I caught him a step or two from the door and tried to "buffalo" him with the gun barrel. It was a glancing blow and I kicked him square in the butt with my bare foot. As he ran outside I couldnt resist and hollered ya ***, I am going to shoot cha after all! With that I shot what I hoped was a harmless direction in the dessert as I lived on the edge of town. It was comical. I swear he jumped 5 feet in the air and his feet were still running at the top of his leap and when he hit the ground he scratched out with his upper body almost falling backwards! It was just like a cartoon on TV!
Howsomever, I limped on that foot for over a week! I never did call the SD on that deal. I had trouble once before with him before that maybe a few months. I had told told him I "might" be going somewhere for my days off, and if I did I would leave some dogfood out so he could feed rusty. I told him I wasnt sure I was going, but if I did my truck would be gone and he knew where to find the dog food.
Well I didnt leave town but came home in the evening. I seen light through the window in the front door. I drove about a 100 yards pass the house, parked and walked back with my model 60 in hand thinking I could have left the light on myself. I got to the door and hear music! I opened the door quick and had my gun ahead of me. Carl was there drinking one of my beers and about to put a new record on my stero!
He got white, couldnt even talk and about puked! As for me, I had a big relief spell that I didnt have to shoot someone hit me. Then we had a discussion. I didnt call the sheriffs, but let him know I didnt ever want to see him near my house ever again etc. I belive it was something about a month later when I almost shot him in the first story. I kind of figure his sister might have put him up to it as I think she made have had a teenage crush on me and sent him over to see who I was messing with or whatever.