Hi, My name is Mark and I am a Smith-a-holic

[Black_Sheep]

The slope is slippery and Long once you are on it and your only waking thought is your next S&W fix.

Not quite true, I think about food and beer once in a while. Otherwise, just like the OP said, "my name is Mark and I'm a Smith & Wesson-aholic"...

the other Mark

 

[Vulcan Bob]

Hi my name is Bob and I am too! Nice K-22 you have there. If I dont get at least one fix a month I get cranky and shakey.