Home Depot warning!

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I've been preoccupied the past few weeks finishing my basement. It was half finished a few years back and I'm finishing the rest of it to make it all nice and... finished.

** I just deleted a big long paragraph where I went off topic describing everything I've been doing. :o **

Anyway, I was in my local Home Depot today picking up some quarter round moulding when this woman came up to me.

"Oh good, don't go anywhere!" she exclaimed while she pulled out her phone.

I was kind of curious to see where this was going, and I wasn't in much of a rush, so I waited patiently as she fumbled with her phone. I've been asked plenty of times in the past to help someone in a store with something.... get an item off a shelf or something like that. At first I thought that was where this was going.

Nope.

She pulled up a picture of a bar-code that she had taken. Apparently she had purchased some moulding recently and wanted to get more of the same, but she didn't know where to find it. I was rather confused why she'd be asking me this when it dawned on me....

.... I was wearing an orange shirt. She though I was an employee. Not some home depot like shirt... no.. an orange t-shirt that says "AIR FORCE" in big letters with "Davis Monthan AFB" underneath. I had to laugh since I was in very grubby jeans and looked rather disheveled. It's not like I was wearing the home depot apron! I let her go on with her question and then did what most people in my position would have done:

I played along. I had worked in customer service in the past and have gotten pretty good at bar code deciphering and decoding the product layouts in stores, so I read the bar code and quickly found what she was looking for. Of course, she needed a specific length but wasn't sure how much. She said she needed 96 inches but wasn't sure how much she should take. I told her I generally go a foot or two over and she thought that sounded good, so she wanted a ten foot length.

I then realized I was going to have to cut the molding for her in order to keep on playing along, so naturally I toss it on the cutting table, pull out my measuring tape, and cut her a nice ten foot section. I handed it to her and asked "Is there anything else?".

She then asked where the paint section was, and since I've been buying copious amounts of paint (my fiance loves painting) I was able to point her in the right direction.

So.. BE WARNED! Do not wear orange to the Home Depot unless you want to be put to work! :eek:;)

I just hope she told the cashier how helpful the young man in the lumber department was. :D

This has actually happened to me before in Gander Mountain... I was wearing khaki pants with a green polo and someone came up and asked me where they could find a certain product. Again, I happened to know where it was....
 
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Reminds me of when I was a convenience store clerk and the tourists used to ask if there were bears in the woods, to which I replied there are. I would then tell them to cover themselves in the smell of beef and hot dogs because bears hate them and it would act as a repellent. I figure if you wanted to go camping in the big woods and had no idea about the wildlife, well then by golly you were gonna learn. They all made it out safe and sound.
 
I would have let her finish her story then politely responded, "No hablo ingles."

But seriously, I used to work at HD. One day a guy came up and started telling me a story about when he test flew jets for the govt. He went on for a while, and I had no idea why he picked me to speak with as I was simply arranging the garden pest spray cans. Then it dawned on me ... my HD apron! The guy thought I was in the Air Force. :) ;)
 
lol I am a maintenance man for a hotel and wear a uniform and get that a lot...people asking me for this and that, where is the toilet seats and etc. I go to HD and Menards a lot for my job and am more then willing to help since I know the store lay out. Especially older folks...hard to to turn them down.
 
I have always had this desire to hang out at a auto dealership, sell someone a good deal on a car and get lost.
 
This one time I was waiting for the Mrs in the OB/GYN wearing a white coat when in walked this tall blonde. badda bing badda boom, I was going to say rim shot but was afraid that would be a rule breaker.
 
My phone number is one digit off from a local appliance repair center.
I get their calls all the time. I've been tempted to start scheduling free repairs or discounted services. Or maybe extreme wait times, "Gee, I'm booked solid 'til after thanksgiving. If you can wait until then, I can do it for half price."
So far, good taste has prevailed....
 
Happens to me quite often as a graduate of Auburn University (no I don't work at HD). I have a lot of orange shirts.

I help most of the time.
 
I was in my favorite LGS last Saturday, and they were absolutely swamped, each of the guys was trying to help 2 or 3 customers at once. I ended up selling a used Winchester 94 they had in stock to a nice lady, along with a case, some ammo, and a speed loader for the J Frame she had bought a few minutes before. I had a great time, and the guys working in the shop really appreciated it, too.
 
My phone number is one digit off from a local appliance repair center.
I get their calls all the time. I've been tempted to start scheduling free repairs or discounted services. Or maybe extreme wait times, "Gee, I'm booked solid 'til after thanksgiving. If you can wait until then, I can do it for half price."
So far, good taste has prevailed....

Friends, a couple in the real estate sales business, moved into a new house, and were assigned a new phone number, which they printed on business cards &tc. To their dismay and annoyance, they soon learned that their new number was one digit different than a local chain pizza parlour, and that late night drunks and other careless dialers were calling them by mistake, often of course, in the wee hours of the night. They tried to work out a numbers change with the pizza place who refused because they were committed to advertising contracts and etc., and the phone company, which refused to absorb the cost of changing their number and reprinting business cards and so forth. So, they simply began to dutifully "take" the incoming phone orders, and ignore them. Irate customers soon caused the pizza place enough aggravation to fold, and change its number. Mine landline is one digit off from that of a local mortuary, so I thankfully on only rare occasion field a request to please come and collect the body of Mr. or Mrs. So-and-So, and unlike my friends, quickly correct the caller's mistake...
 
lol I am a maintenance man for a hotel and wear a uniform and get that a lot...people asking me for this and that, where is the toilet seats and etc. I go to HD and Menards a lot for my job and am more then willing to help since I know the store lay out. Especially older folks...hard to to turn them down.

Older girl folks - From about 24 to 28 :)
 
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