Hope this brings a Smile to your face.

Damn Yankee

Member
Joined
Jan 28, 2006
Messages
1,634
Reaction score
1,066
Location
Gulf Coast Mississippi
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One male student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice verse. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
 
Register to hide this ad
This stunning revelation seriously calls into question my desire to come back as my cat in my next life!
 
Got a belly laugh out of me. Something I was seriously in need of this week. Thanks.

CW

Addendum: Just read it to my wife and her sister who is visiting. Got a big laugh from both of them.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top