.....I started digging around in my computer files to see if I could find something that might be half way interesting to this august body.
I found an old fishing report I wrote about 15 years ago while I was still working. It reminded me about one of my favorite subjects, sleep deprivation. I'll post the report in a minute but first I want to ask y'all a few questions and make a few comments about sleep. I worked shift work for 25 years. Rotating 8hr shifts for about 21 years and and rotating 12 hour shifts for about 4 years so this is a subject that is near and dear to my heart and I feel like somewhat of an expert on it.
So, how many of you are shift workers past or present. if you are still working how long have you been at it. It you are retired how long did you fight the good fight. I'm going to make some statements and give a little detail on how it went for me. I'd be interested in how closely my experience matches with yours.
In 1938 my dad went to work for an oil refinery on the Houston Ship Channel, Sinclair oil. For 42 years he worked a rotating 8 hour shift. Some people are more suited to that than others. He had no problems. He could sleep for 8 hours and get up and eat breakfast and go right back to sleep or he could stay awake for 3 days (without the aid of any chemicals I might add) You could say that he was born to it. A natural born shift worker,
I inherited his ability in this. I have had 3 lifelong and most serious passions in my life: guns, motorcycles, and fishing in no particular order. When I was on days I could and often did go fishing after work. On the evening shift I could fish before work. On graveyards I could go fishing right after work and stay as long as I wanted to. Sleep was always optional to me in those days.
My attitude was always "I can sleep when I get old". That turned out to be a most prophetic statement. I could never do shift work now. Towards the end of my career we voted to go on 12 hr shifts. That was a life changing deal for me. I could no longer fish on any day that I had to work. But I never worked more than four days in a row and I was off for 7 days in a row every month and by that time I was getting 6 weeks of vacation a year. So I can't really complain that I wasn't getting enough time to fish.
But when I turned 50 things begin to change for me. It got harder and harder for me to get up in the mornings when I was on the day shift. I had to get up at 3:30 AM. I have been somewhat of a night owl all my life and I was rarely able to sleep before midnight. The closer I got to retirement the worse this problem got and by the time I hung up my hard hat and steel toed boots I was having a real problem.
I have made the statement and I fully believe that no one that has not worked at least a few years of rotating shift work can possibly understand or fully appreciate sleep. It is just one of those things that you must experience to know about. No one can describe it.
It can be hard on family life too. I grew up in the home of a shift worker so I had a bit of an advantage at first and I was able to get my family on the same page as me.
To the kids: When Daddy's on graveyards NO noise, like loud music or slamming doors. And if you do wake me up for an "emergency" somebody better be dying.
To the wife: If I'm on nights don't wake me up and 10:00 AM to ask me if I want to go shopping or go over to your mothers to have lunch. If you wake me up for and "emergency" somebody better be dying.
I've read reports that claim that studies have been done and reveal the fact that people who work rotating shift work for a career die on the average of 8 years sooner than they would have if they'd had 9 -5 M - F jobs. I'd like to see the mathematical formula used to come up with this. Not saying it isn't true just how did you arrive at that figure. I think it would depend upon the individual and their over all health, ability to do shift work, and general life style. I believe that in general human beings were designed to work in the daytime and sleep at night. But I know that there are exceptions and that SOME people can get along just fine. I'm happy that I was one of them because I earned a good living and retirement and had the time to still enjoy my life and my family and friends.
To rephrase the words of the immortal Garrett Morris of the old Saturday Night Live show "Shift work been berry berry good to me!"
So to illustrate what it might be like for a person who is sleep deprived I offer this fishing report. It was only later that I even realize that I'd written it in 3rd person.

F I S H I N G R E P O R T
...It's almost dawn. As the eastern sky slowly begins
to grow a little brighter, the pale, unenthusiastic
sun struggles to rise under a heavy, gray sky that
looks like one solid cloud. He pulls his Ford Ranger
over into the parking lane along the seawall, next to
the pier and kills the engine.
He sits, dazed, for a
moment or two, having worked all night and feeling
hpynotized from the 50 minute drive to get to the
beach. His reverie is shattered by a passing truck
that goes by so closely that it gives the little
Ranger a good shaking. He opens the driver's door and
steps out, and stands facing the crashing surf and
struggles to extricate himself from the somnambulistic
stupor which is trying to overtake him. He inhales
deeply, filling his lungs with the fragrance and
"texture" of the gulf. His heart begins to pound and
adrenaline coarses through his veins as the
anticipation of the day washes over him like a gentle,
yet completely enveloping wave.
Now, fully alert from
the excitement, he quickly unloads his gear and sets
up his pier cart. As he is walking onto the pier those
of his friends that are already there greet him with
big smiles and enthusiastic speculation about who will
catch the biggest this or the most that. He rigs up
his rods, baits up and makes his first casts of the
day. Flawless. His friends can only watch in jealous
wonder (they have never even HEARD of Rocket Fuel).
They stare in silence at the water, and wonder if
there could really be any fish that far away from the
pier. We're talking about never-before-fished water!

The hustle and bustle of the first part of any fishing
day soon settles into a lazy, quiet period and, with a
certain alarm, he is aware that no one is catching any
fish, and worse, no one is even getting any bites. He
Clings doggedly to his confidence and enthusiasm,
after all, it is still very early. He reflects on the
countless times that he has been sitting around day
dreaming when the fish turned on all of a sudden and
everyone with a hook in the water was fighting a fish.
He is certain that such an event is eminent.
The morning wears on, and , with reluctance he is
forced to accept the reality that "they aren't biting
today". He is enjoying the morning anyway, as the wise
cracks and laughter entertain the luckless fishermen
and help to soften the disappointment which all are
feeling, but no one wants to acknowledge. All are
aware that it is the balance of good day/bad day that
makes fishing the exhillerating sport that it is.
Now, with no hope left in any of the gang, they all
begin to put away their rods and pack up their tackle
boxes. As he waves goodbye and offers the always
encouraging, "we'll get 'em next time", he feels good
inside because he has given it his best. He knows that
a "skunk" once in a while only serves to sweeten the
days when he pounds them into submission.
Back at home now, he kisses his wife and relates all
the events, or lack there-of, and gets caught up on
the home front goings on. Eventually, he staggers into
the computer room and it occurs to him that he has
been awake for nearly two days. In his current mental
state, he realizes that he would most certainly be
capable of some tall tales that would exceed even his own
usual abilities, which are considerable. The wheels of
consciousnes begin to turn, slowly at first and then
begin to pick up speed. He sits down at the computer
and pauses, searching for the right beginning. The
clouds in his mind mysteriously part and he begins to
type: "It's almost dawn. As the eastern sky slowly..."
I found an old fishing report I wrote about 15 years ago while I was still working. It reminded me about one of my favorite subjects, sleep deprivation. I'll post the report in a minute but first I want to ask y'all a few questions and make a few comments about sleep. I worked shift work for 25 years. Rotating 8hr shifts for about 21 years and and rotating 12 hour shifts for about 4 years so this is a subject that is near and dear to my heart and I feel like somewhat of an expert on it.
So, how many of you are shift workers past or present. if you are still working how long have you been at it. It you are retired how long did you fight the good fight. I'm going to make some statements and give a little detail on how it went for me. I'd be interested in how closely my experience matches with yours.
In 1938 my dad went to work for an oil refinery on the Houston Ship Channel, Sinclair oil. For 42 years he worked a rotating 8 hour shift. Some people are more suited to that than others. He had no problems. He could sleep for 8 hours and get up and eat breakfast and go right back to sleep or he could stay awake for 3 days (without the aid of any chemicals I might add) You could say that he was born to it. A natural born shift worker,
I inherited his ability in this. I have had 3 lifelong and most serious passions in my life: guns, motorcycles, and fishing in no particular order. When I was on days I could and often did go fishing after work. On the evening shift I could fish before work. On graveyards I could go fishing right after work and stay as long as I wanted to. Sleep was always optional to me in those days.
My attitude was always "I can sleep when I get old". That turned out to be a most prophetic statement. I could never do shift work now. Towards the end of my career we voted to go on 12 hr shifts. That was a life changing deal for me. I could no longer fish on any day that I had to work. But I never worked more than four days in a row and I was off for 7 days in a row every month and by that time I was getting 6 weeks of vacation a year. So I can't really complain that I wasn't getting enough time to fish.
But when I turned 50 things begin to change for me. It got harder and harder for me to get up in the mornings when I was on the day shift. I had to get up at 3:30 AM. I have been somewhat of a night owl all my life and I was rarely able to sleep before midnight. The closer I got to retirement the worse this problem got and by the time I hung up my hard hat and steel toed boots I was having a real problem.
I have made the statement and I fully believe that no one that has not worked at least a few years of rotating shift work can possibly understand or fully appreciate sleep. It is just one of those things that you must experience to know about. No one can describe it.
It can be hard on family life too. I grew up in the home of a shift worker so I had a bit of an advantage at first and I was able to get my family on the same page as me.
To the kids: When Daddy's on graveyards NO noise, like loud music or slamming doors. And if you do wake me up for an "emergency" somebody better be dying.
To the wife: If I'm on nights don't wake me up and 10:00 AM to ask me if I want to go shopping or go over to your mothers to have lunch. If you wake me up for and "emergency" somebody better be dying.
I've read reports that claim that studies have been done and reveal the fact that people who work rotating shift work for a career die on the average of 8 years sooner than they would have if they'd had 9 -5 M - F jobs. I'd like to see the mathematical formula used to come up with this. Not saying it isn't true just how did you arrive at that figure. I think it would depend upon the individual and their over all health, ability to do shift work, and general life style. I believe that in general human beings were designed to work in the daytime and sleep at night. But I know that there are exceptions and that SOME people can get along just fine. I'm happy that I was one of them because I earned a good living and retirement and had the time to still enjoy my life and my family and friends.
To rephrase the words of the immortal Garrett Morris of the old Saturday Night Live show "Shift work been berry berry good to me!"

So to illustrate what it might be like for a person who is sleep deprived I offer this fishing report. It was only later that I even realize that I'd written it in 3rd person.



F I S H I N G R E P O R T
...It's almost dawn. As the eastern sky slowly begins
to grow a little brighter, the pale, unenthusiastic
sun struggles to rise under a heavy, gray sky that
looks like one solid cloud. He pulls his Ford Ranger
over into the parking lane along the seawall, next to
the pier and kills the engine.
He sits, dazed, for a
moment or two, having worked all night and feeling
hpynotized from the 50 minute drive to get to the
beach. His reverie is shattered by a passing truck
that goes by so closely that it gives the little
Ranger a good shaking. He opens the driver's door and
steps out, and stands facing the crashing surf and
struggles to extricate himself from the somnambulistic
stupor which is trying to overtake him. He inhales
deeply, filling his lungs with the fragrance and
"texture" of the gulf. His heart begins to pound and
adrenaline coarses through his veins as the
anticipation of the day washes over him like a gentle,
yet completely enveloping wave.
Now, fully alert from
the excitement, he quickly unloads his gear and sets
up his pier cart. As he is walking onto the pier those
of his friends that are already there greet him with
big smiles and enthusiastic speculation about who will
catch the biggest this or the most that. He rigs up
his rods, baits up and makes his first casts of the
day. Flawless. His friends can only watch in jealous
wonder (they have never even HEARD of Rocket Fuel).
They stare in silence at the water, and wonder if
there could really be any fish that far away from the
pier. We're talking about never-before-fished water!

The hustle and bustle of the first part of any fishing
day soon settles into a lazy, quiet period and, with a
certain alarm, he is aware that no one is catching any
fish, and worse, no one is even getting any bites. He
Clings doggedly to his confidence and enthusiasm,
after all, it is still very early. He reflects on the
countless times that he has been sitting around day
dreaming when the fish turned on all of a sudden and
everyone with a hook in the water was fighting a fish.
He is certain that such an event is eminent.
The morning wears on, and , with reluctance he is
forced to accept the reality that "they aren't biting
today". He is enjoying the morning anyway, as the wise
cracks and laughter entertain the luckless fishermen
and help to soften the disappointment which all are
feeling, but no one wants to acknowledge. All are
aware that it is the balance of good day/bad day that
makes fishing the exhillerating sport that it is.
Now, with no hope left in any of the gang, they all
begin to put away their rods and pack up their tackle
boxes. As he waves goodbye and offers the always
encouraging, "we'll get 'em next time", he feels good
inside because he has given it his best. He knows that
a "skunk" once in a while only serves to sweeten the
days when he pounds them into submission.
Back at home now, he kisses his wife and relates all
the events, or lack there-of, and gets caught up on
the home front goings on. Eventually, he staggers into
the computer room and it occurs to him that he has
been awake for nearly two days. In his current mental
state, he realizes that he would most certainly be
capable of some tall tales that would exceed even his own
usual abilities, which are considerable. The wheels of
consciousnes begin to turn, slowly at first and then
begin to pick up speed. He sits down at the computer
and pauses, searching for the right beginning. The
clouds in his mind mysteriously part and he begins to
type: "It's almost dawn. As the eastern sky slowly..."