HOW I GOT MY HANDLE

Several years back, I was writing a technical history of British armored cars (far removed from Naval topics and flying, but close to engineering). One of the armored cars that caught my fancy was the Rolls Royce Fordson (1940 - 1942 or so). Therefore: fordson.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.........
 
Back around 1972 I had hair down to my shoulders and played baseball, third base, for a team in a small league with an old coach that had a squeaky high voice and was not a big fan of long hair. I dropped a pop fly in practice and this coach started screaming get that sheepdog off of my field. Five minutes later everyone was calling me sheepdog in their squeakiest high voice. My old friends still call me that and even though I'm big and lovable like a sheepdog I don't have enough hair to qualify anymore.
 
In my mother's family there is a history of love of coins. The story is that back in the 1830's when her family moved from up above Reading, PA out to western PA they bought their new farms with silver money in bushel baskets. Later on both of my parents collected coins and I always liked the big silver dollars. So when the golden Sacawajea and Presidential Dollar coins came out I started carrying and spending them. I became known in my town and a bunch of American Legion lounges as the guy with the Gold Dollars.
 
When I joined the Forum, I had a hard time coming up with a handle, so while I was mulling it over, I decided to work on my avatar. The avatar was an easy decision. Since a majority of my guns were either S&Ws or SIGs (two of each!), I put together my avatar using the companies' logos. I finished it, but still couldn't come up a handle I liked. I looked at the avatar, which read "swsig", and that became me.
 
I'm Toolguy on some other forums, started out as that here, as well. I've been a tool & die maker by trade for over 40 years and have a lot more tools than most people. I have a shop at home working full time, doing precision machining.

Since I became a vendor on the S&W Forum, they suggested I change to my business name, which is Protocall Design. I primarily make prototypes of new inventions, so for your prototypes, call us. ProtoCall. I also build my own custom S&W revos, as I have all the tools and skills, and do maintenance and repairs for local businesses.

I am currently working on getting a newly patent applied for S&W part to market.
 
I got a call about a fight in a rural bar, and a crazy man had run everyone out of the bar and was in there alone.

Bar fights weren't usually my beat as a Highway Patrolman, but I was the only LEO available in the county right then.
Being forewarned by the patrons and bar owner about what was going on, I put on my riot helmet and grabbed a riot baton.

When I went in, he had a pool cue and we went to war. He was too drunk to be very dangerous, but he weighed 295 and couldn't feel any pain.
I split his forehead open, (that really pissed him off) I broke his collar bone, and a couple of ribs, before he quit.

Iggy was a lone wolf mountain man type.
On the way to town, he said, "Damn, you're nasty with that stick!"

While he was in the hospital I was his only visitor.
When he was released from the hospital, I took him to court and to jail. He got 30 days.
I was his only visitor.

When he got out of jail, I took him back to his mountain.

When he treed the bar again, they called me.
He would be on the fight until I walked in
He would say "Aw hell, I can't fight you, you're my friend." He would grin and hold out his hands for the cuffs.
From then on when Iggy got into trouble, they would call me on or off duty and I would go get him.
Over the years we became good friends.

I told him if he got drunk and killed someone in a car wreck I would never forgive him.

One day I was called to investigate a wreck on the mountain. It was Iggy, and he had run off the road and wrapped his car around a tree. He was pinned in the car. I crawled in the car with him.
He looked at me and said, "Chip, I didn't kill anyone else."

I said,"Yeh, Iggy, I know" and he died.

I was the only one at his funeral and I spread his ashes on his mountain.
People couldn't understand why I went to all the bother with someone like that.
All I could tell them was," Aw hell, Iggy was my friend.",
 
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Being a pastor (Baptist) in Texas, the terminology Brother is often used to refer to protestant clergy. The informality of using the first name becomes standard use by church members and close friends. Since my real name is Dave and I totally lack originality, I chose Bro. Dave.

The bonus of the rather dated reference to comedian Bro. Dave Gardner made it an easy choice.
 
Worked the pawnshop detail for my agency. When I was first assigned the responsibilities I wondered who I ticked off. Turned out to be a most enjoyable experience. Recovered a lot of stolen property, provided a lot of information to my investigators and to surrounding agencies, put several felons back to prison. Had other responsibilities involving stolen firearms. All in all, a great time.

Retired in 2019, miss it.
 
I got a call about a fight in a rural bar, and a crazy man had run everyone out of the bar and was in there alone.

Bar fights weren't usually my beat as a Highway Patrolman, but I was the only LEO available in the county right then.
Being forewarned by the patrons and bar owner about what was going on, I put on my riot helmet and grabbed a riot baton.

When I went in, he had a pool cue and we went to war. He was too drunk to be very dangerous, but he weighed 295 and couldn't feel any pain.
I split his forehead open, (that really pissed him off) I broke his collar bone, and a couple of ribs, before he quit.

Iggy was a lone wolf mountain man type.
On the way to town, he said, "Damn, you're nasty with that stick!"

While he was in the hospital I was his only visitor.
When he was released from the hospital, I took him to court and to jail. He got 30 days.
I was his only visitor.

When he got out of jail, I took him back to his mountain.

When he treed the bar again, they called me.
He would be on the fight until I walked in
He would say "Aw hell, I can't fight you, you're my friend." He would grin and hold out his hands for the cuffs.
From then on when Iggy got into trouble, they would call me on or off duty and I would go get him.
Over the years we became good friends.

I told him if he got drunk and killed someone in a car wreck I would never forgive him.

One day I was called to investigate a wreck on the mountain. It was Iggy, and he had run off the road and wrapped his car around a tree. He was pinned in the car. I crawled in the car with him.
He looked at me and said, "Chip, I didn't kill anyone else."

I said,"Yeh, Iggy, I know" and he died.

I was the only one at his funeral and I spread his ashes on his mountain.
People couldn't understand why I went to all the bother with someone like that.
All I could tell them was," Aw hell, Iggy was my friend.",

WOW! Very:cool:
 
when I was a young lad, My dad would always call me Herman the German. had to do with a story he told me about sailor who at sea fell from the rigging onto the deck. But that didn't bother Herman the German as he was used to hardships. the name stuck and now a days very few call me that. Oh, and I like my .40 cal M&P
 
As a youngster, and on into my forties, I spent a lot of time in Baja Mexico. I did a lot of surfing, diving, camping, eating , drinking, romancing and enjoying the beauty of Mexico. I made a living as a medic in the Army, an EMT, and later a doctor. My nickname started as BajaRick then changed to Bajadoc as a result of always being the first aid guy. I ended up marrying a girl from Mexico and we still visit Baja and other parts of Mexico once in a while.
 

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