How long do you expect to live?

[Stu Honea]

Not as long as I have.

jimmyj,we already know doctors are liars,but I'm countin' on you to prove it once and for all.I salute 'ya,sir.

 

[GatorFarmer]

I dunno. Been feeling a bit sick since that pet monkey I found after the fire at the army lab bit me.

 

[A10]

One hundred twenty five years.....that way I might get all the money I put into the system back!

 

[DWFAN]

I didn't think I'd make 20, then it was 30. Thought I bought it when I had a motorcycle accident at 45. Turn 65 in October and the wife says I'm to mean to die. Okay so I get a little cranky sometimes. Jeez. Viet Nam couldn't kill me, It tried hard a couple times and so many near misses it makes my head spin. So like everyone else here I guess I'll just have to wait my turn. The only downside is I'll miss my kids and grand kids. I say that with tongue in cheek. How would I know. So far I've had a very full life, my 15 minuets of fame a couple times over and I don't believe in regrets. Maybe I'll get lucky and won't know when it happens.
DW

 

[silentflyer]

Long enough to piss on my X wife's grave then make it to 100 to get shot in a raid on a whorehouse...

 

[coorslight]

I will turn 55 in July, my mother and father are in their 80's,my grandparents made it to their 90's, only time will tell. When I do go I hope I go like my Grandfather, peacefully in his sleep, not like the other four people in the car kicking and screaming.

 

[Grayfox]

I'm satisfied if I just make through today.

 

[Qball]

I'll just kvote the Swedish "stand up" Ronny Eriksson

"I woke up this morning, and that's another ruined day"




I'm just hope to to live untill i die

 

[feralmerril]

Some of these responces remind me of a story my old friend that was raised in louisianna told me. He said when he was a kid a old religious black man lived down the road from them. He prayed a lot. Once bill was walking by one night and he heard Jake praying. Lawd, dis world is so evil, jus come and take me home lawd! Bill called out, Jake I come ta git you. There was a silence and jake hollered back, Lawd, Jake dont live here no mo, he lives way down the road!

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I hope to die just a few months after the dementia sets in.

Why????? Once dementia sets in you're golden You're now someone elses problem.

 

[feralmerril]

Also you can hide your own easter eggs and best of all, you keep meeting new friends!

 

[cass]

I'm probably in my last 10 years based on my male ancestor's death ages. Right now I feel great, and unless the black SUVs come driving down my driveway, I expect to see, or pass, the 10 year mark. I really would like to live long enough to see a change in our country's leadership, don't really care how that change happens.

 

[mc5aw]

I don't "expect" to live to any age, I just deal with life as it comes. I figure every day I wake up in good working order is an opportunity to enjoy what I have, for as long as I have it.

 

[GRIZZLYBEAR]

I lived longer than I figure was possible for someone who didn't take care of himself in my younger years. My wife has told me for the last 45 years that I am too nasty to die as I want to make everyone suffer.

When the doctor, if can believe anything those quacks say, I'll make 100 as he said I had another 30 years or so when he spliced my aorta and femoral arteries to route blood where it was needed.

 

[Armyphotog]

What a bunch of gloomy gus's. I'm going to live forever!