14 yrs. 8 months & 27 days total. Less than 2 yrs. municipal time, the remainder as deputy sheriff - worked it all at one time or other, got fairly proficient at "buckin' the system" along the way (never did learn to tolerate 'stupid' very well). Left May '87 to go full-time dealing antique guns, still at it...
Still walkin' into the wind, too...
Retired FF/EMT. Hated the EMT side of the job, always happy when the Paramedics arrived. All respect to them, that's a job I could never do.
Started 1976, like to never learned how to load that cap & ball revolver we were issued.
Two different Municipal PDs, and last a State Park Officer for almost 30 years, 3 more to go Good Lord Willing.
Love the fire/HazMat, hate the EMS/PMS calls and getting up in the middle of the night.
I found that if you kinda started the patch by itself and then kinda pushed the ball in before ramming the whole thing, it went better. Seems like if you tried to start the ball and patch at the same time, it was too tight.![]()
25 years, not a day more. God bless the LA Municipal Retirement System with their 25 years any age plan!![]()
3 AM, all are tucked into their bunks
Dispatch: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, stomach pains.
Patient: I gots a tummy ache
Us: When did you first notice it?
Patient: Yesterday at 12 noon![]()
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0300, dispatched for 22 year old male with "toothache".
"Why didn't you go to the dentist yesterday?"
"I thought it would get better on it's own."
Like any toothache ever gets better on its own. So we drove him to the ED that has dental residents in house. Only, not until 0900. He got to sit in the waiting room until then.
Or the people who have had back pain for 10 years, but for some reason decided that 2 O'clock on a Sunday morning is the best time to go to the hospital because they ran out of Vicodin and the booze isn't helping.
I've got almost 35 years of stories like that, but you've all probably experienced the same or even more stupid calls in your respective professions.
If I ever do write that book of memoirs, I'm going to call it "Defeating Darwin, A life spent thwarting natural selection"
0300, dispatched for 22 year old male with "toothache".
"Why didn't you go to the dentist yesterday?"
"I thought it would get better on it's own."
Like any toothache ever gets better on its own. So we drove him to the ED that has dental residents in house. Only, not until 0900. He got to sit in the waiting room until then.
Or the people who have had back pain for 10 years, but for some reason decided that 2 O'clock on a Sunday morning is the best time to go to the hospital because they ran out of Vicodin and the booze isn't helping.
I've got almost 35 years of stories like that, but you've all probably experienced the same or even more stupid calls in your respective professions.
If I ever do write that book of memoirs, I'm going to call it "Defeating Darwin, A life spent thwarting natural selection"