Just the opposite actually. Threw a lot of grenades in my younger, (and not so younger), days, more often than not fueled by Wild Turkey. Also received my fair share of black eyes. These days I've switched to non-alcoholic beverages and am content to sit back and watch the show.
After my latest "vacation", I realized that there is a fine line between being a wit and being a halfwit. On occasion, I have been known to tread that line.