How to poop with a CCW

I knew a federal copper in an unnamed agency that felt the need to use the employee restroom one day, so no worries about unauthorized visitors in there. So he leisurely takes his gun belt and weapon off and hangs it on the provided hook facing him, drops trou and does his thing. When he finished he got a little ahead of himself and tripped on his breeches around his ankles and fell noggin first into that 3 inch steel hook. About impaled his grape, bled like a stuck hog, and was quite embarrassing. He was an amusing guy, former Marine helo pilot if that tells you anything, ha.
 
That's messed up. I am disabled, I have a leg that I have to consciously swing or it'll drag.
Laughing at and mocking the handicapped is just messed up.

I wasnt laughing at the disabled guy. I was laughing at me being busted and for my general bad luck. Never used a handicapped stall since.
 
I was once using the handicapped stall for that very reason. Also just cause I like some space. I see a wheelchair come in and try my door. Curses under his breath. I see him trying to get into a regular stall. No luck. Cursing continues. I can't wait him out, so I have to leave. I drag my leg as if I'm disabled. He wasn't buying it.

I still laugh my *** off till this day thinking about it.
Did you also use the handicapped parking space??
That's messed up!!
 
I was once using the handicapped stall for that very reason. Also just cause I like some space. I see a wheelchair come in and try my door. Curses under his breath. I see him trying to get into a regular stall. No luck. Cursing continues. I can't wait him out, so I have to leave. I drag my leg as if I'm disabled. He wasn't buying it.

I still laugh my *** off till this day thinking about it.



Well, that didn't take long.....showin' ya true colors and all,
That just sad.


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To the OP, jest put yur pistol in your boot top.


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Did you also use the handicapped parking space??
That's messed up!!

Well, that didn't take long.....showin' ya true colors and all,
That just sad.


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To the OP, jest put yur pistol in your boot top.


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This didn't take long either.

Let me know if you've never ever inconvenienced anyone, ever!

Guy made a poor judgment call. Got caught, admits it and life goes on. But Noooooo let's get the rope out!
 
This didn't take long either.

Let me know if you've never ever inconvenienced anyone, ever!

Guy made a poor judgment call. Got caught, admits it and life goes on. But Noooooo let's get the rope out!

So you are saying it is ok to inconvenience handicapped people, I hope you or your family " never " become handicapped ... and yes I have had special need family and would never think of putting my needs above theirs.
 
So you are saying it is ok to inconvenience handicapped people, I hope you or your family " never " become handicapped ... and yes I have had special need family and would never think of putting my needs above theirs.

No that's not what I said. But people act like he pushed the man off the wheelchair, kicked him in the head and ran off with the chair. In other words. ....over reacting.
 
The funny thing is that another poster mentioned using the stall with the changing table, and no one says a word about that. To me that's just as rude as a able bodied person occupying a handicapped stall.
 
This didn't take long either.

Let me know if you've never ever inconvenienced anyone, ever!

Guy made a poor judgment call. Got caught, admits it and life goes on. But Noooooo let's get the rope out!
Relax, it's just others expressing their disgust at the selfish, inconsiderate slobs that use the handicapped facilities for their own convenience even though able bodied.
kbm6893's post struck a nerve. Saying he drug his leg, pretending to be disabled in front of a wheelchair bound fellow was messed up by itself and can be considered as mocking him.
Personally, I've worked hard to stay out of a wheelchair. Basically, I spent about a year relearning to walk using the leg muscles that still worked. However, some days aren't quit as good as others.
I have had acquaintances who are wheelchair bound and are dependent on the "conveniences" provided for the handicapped.
As Old cop put it, try putting yourself in the shoes of the disabled, it's no picnic. Since my condition also affects my hands, I've had to learn how to eat left handed (I'm right handed) and I need to use both hands just to write my name. My wife tried eating left handed, didn't last long.
I personally avoid using handicapped facilities and parking spaces. Rather, leaving them open for those worse off than me.
We're just asking that others, who are able bodied, have a little consideration for those who are worse off than them and do the same.
 
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somewhere out there is a person who is overly OCD about how to take a **** in a public restroom while CC'ing... :D
 
There's a great advantage in having metal belt clips, or wrap-a-round snap loops on your belt rig. They're easy to detach and rest the rig on the tank top, toilet roll dispenser, or changing table. YES....wedged between the handrail and wall of the handicapped stall works, too.

The underwear hammock is a risky proposition. The gun is inevitably going to fall off of the suspension bridge and clatter onto the tile. Hopefully it won't slide so far as to be within reach of your neighboring stall.
 
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Just another reason to pocket carry. Don't know if I could love one of my big guns if it'd been on the toilet floor :)
 
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