How to win an argument...

[sipowicz]

 

[snubbyfan]

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[ordy]

The only way to win the game is not to play.

 

[golfrj1]

"I Understand"..

 

[P&R Fan]

As the head of the household, when I get in an argument with the Lovely Missus P&R Fan I must always get the last word.
The last word is, of course "Yes, Dear".
I know, it's two words.....and it never works.
Jim

 

[307-Niner]

Men should never try to understand women. Women understand women, and they HATE each other...

 

[shouldazagged]

Kind of like the wall plaque with a pineapple grenade that has a tag marked "1" tied to the pin, and lettering that says "COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT: Please take a number."

 

[4330Inroute]

An accurate list thats for sure.

 

[Llando88]

Yep.

I've learned you can either be happy or right.

I'm pretty happy most all the time.

 

[rwsmith]

If you are smart.....

If you're smart you'll know better than to WANT to win an argument with a woman.

 

[carpriver]

In a marriage when you fight their can be no winners. We disagree and are entitled to our opinions.

 

[STCM(SW)]

The last word is, of course "Yes, Dear".

Yea, but sometimes it does work....

Better then the silent treatment.

 

[crsides]

The last word is, of course "Yes, Dear".

Yea, but sometimes it does work....

Better then the silent treatment.

The silent treatment can be a blessing.

Charlie

 

[longhair]

I thought that the silent treatment was the sole reason for the argument.

 

[Goldstar225]

I like the silent treatment. I ask "what's the matter" one time and one time only. When I get the predictable "nothing" with that tone we know so well I believe her and let it drop. 2-5 days later she's talking again.

 

[islamoradamark]

i usually listen and not say anything then go hang out with the cat he seems to be abit more understanding

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

The best thing about marriage, is that you lose your fear of Hell. Generally, all the rational financial planning you do, you learn to keep quiet and execute on your own over decades. Then you try to save as much as possible of that from all the "needs" and "irrational exuberance" that crop up from hour to hour. Since YOU have saved so much, WE need more". God bless them.

 

[skrazo]

I once told a friend: "The only thing worse than "losing" an argument with your wife is "winning" one". He gave me a dumbfounded look and said: "How do you do that?". I quickly changed the subject!