Humor 2/2/ 24

[Narragansett]

Chuckle for the day....hopefully.

 

[WR Moore]

#1: dude, that's a warning to eat somewhere else, alone.

About #2, not long after moving into this house I was stumbling around the kitchen in my bare feet when I stepped into something disgusting. The wife's cat was sitting there with a smug expression on his face. I whipped open the back door and airmailed him into the darkness. Never happened again.

 

[Alk8944]

#2 for today, Don't like it but I have had cats all my life and the truth to this is undeniable!

 

[UncleEd]

Never lived with nor owned a
cat. Guess my life is complete.

 

[wnwitzell]

Cat ownership!

Cat ownership and vomit go hand in hand….
It newer ends.

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

I Resemble #3!

Ivan

 

[NYlakesider]

As being among cats all my married life I go with number 2 today.

Hagar is just being Hagar!-

 

[quikdraw67]

I never had a cat puke on the bed or sofa.

Under the bed or sofa, different story.

 

[YeshuaIsa53]

I like the first and the last.

 

[dave1918a2]

Hagar for the win. #4 for honorable mention.

 

[Chuck24]

What?, no groundhogs?

 

[ameridaddy]

#2!!
My cats have always specialized in securing a very stable, solid, four-legged position on the hardwood floor which enabled their neck to s-t-r-e-t-c-h waaay out to barf on the oriental rugs.

 

[S42N8]

So #3 today!

 

[Dave.357]

#3 gets my vote.
I have been in that program
All winter.

 

[Skeet 028]

#1...and that my friends is one of the main differences between so many men and women...almost makes sense...maybe

 

[walkin jack]

As a cat owner for the last 18 years or so I can really relate to #2.

 

[Heinz]

Wide spread in the votes. I am going with Hagar.

 

[Narragansett]

What?, no groundhogs?

Soon as I find a road kill

 

[chuckie]

Number 2 all the way!

 

[M29since14]

Number 3 is a good one but I think number 2 has to win. Some good ones today.