Lots of good ones today. MM's number 3 and Pete's and Dennis' number 5 at the top of the list. 

Somewhere on the Web is a supposedly true text exchange where an English girl texted her mother to say that her husband's uncle had died. Mum texted back, "Oh no, lol". Daughter went into what the heck mode. Turned out mother thought "lol" meant "lots of love".Do senior citizens text?