I have been battling a medical condition for all my life and it is not going away.

[CAJUNLAWYER]

My body cannot make alcohol on its own. I have to take supplements on a regular basis and will have to continue for the rest of my life.

 

[mojave30cal]

I'll drink to that!

 

[SMSgt]

Not a problem until you resort to intravenous injection. That pole and the bags are a pain to fit into the car.

 

[robvious]

don't forget to take it orally as prescribed.. as a suppository it doesn't go well..

 

[Rustyt1953]

I know your plight. 50 years ago I discovered I was born without beer glands.

Fortunately for me the Sumerians invented the replacement serum 6000 years ago.

Bless their hearts.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[desi2358]

Yes, indeed! Have the same issue, without it life becomes intolerable (and people even less so LOL).............

 

[petepeterson]

Prayers sent for being unable to recover!

 

[Telecaster]

I didn't know you were Irish!

My prescription for Guinness is running out soon and my insurance doesn't cover anything pricier than Budweiser.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[S42N8]

I find life without bourbon… let's just say it's a First World problem.
Cheers! ��

 

[Eric300]

I self-medicate on a regular basis. It's a proven fact that there are more old drunks than there are old doctors. just sayin '.....

 

[arjay]

My favorite dr didn't quit smoking until he was in his 70s and he had his wife live in the house next door ��

 

[paul641]

Ha funny I thought I was alone fighting the same sickness Good luck

 

[soFlaNative]

As long as the dose doesn't involve a funnel, rubber tubing and a very good friend.

 

[Rustyt1953]

As long as the dose doesn't involve a funnel, rubber tubing and a very good friend.

Or a glass boot.

 

[Model52guy]

Luckily there are pharmacies all over, no prescription required. Lol

 

[Old 44 Guy]

I tried quitting once, worst 20 minutes I ever experience I ever had.

 

[Telecaster]

Luckily there are pharmacies all over, no prescription required. Lol

Lots of people have home pharmacies, too!

 

[Rustyt1953]

"Grandpa, did you always drink like this?"

"I once went 11 years without a drink."

"What happened?"

"I turned 12."

 

[Farmer17]

Apparently there's a lot of people who's body doesn't make enough cannabis and they're forced to find a local dispensary. Well at least in this town they don't have to walk very far.

 

[ditrina]

VERY few people I'd share this with...
But in and emergency

You would be covered..

 

[GaryS]

Tell him that no one likes a quitter.

My favorite dr didn't quit smoking until he was in his 70s and he had his wife live in the house next door ��

 

[375hh1973]

Yeah, I don't drink anymore





Or any less

 

[ExcitableBoy]

Just in the process of inoculating with some Bushmills Irish...

Preventive meds, ya know.

 

[mojave30cal]

Take 5 shots of vodka with a beer chaser. Call me in the
morning.

 

[Rustyt1953]

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[Rustyt1953]

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[Racer X]

My body cannot make alcohol on its own. I have to take supplements on a regular basis and will have to continue for the rest of my life.

some people CAN produce their own alcohol. It's called auto brewery syndrome. Your gut biome gets out of whack, and yeast sets up camp and ferments the carbs you eat.

 

[Igiveup]

I almost spit Scotch all over the key board when I read the OP's post.