Anything---ANYTHING---that Keith says is a lie---specially if'n its about me.
You can't trust them Law Dogs---no siree.
I am an innocent man, just know where Lu-Anns used to be---waaaay back in the day .

Blessings
William,
That's jest cause they's wouldn't believe the truth!!!
And ya know, I don't sumtimes beleive it my own self.
Go on and tell 'em 'bout the time we's got throw'd outta
that joint down in Calasheu Parish.........I'm still wearin' the scars from that lit'l deal, right thar!
The things I let you get me into!
A feller's gotta lie jest to water it down to a believable dose, a normal person could swaller.
* to the OP....We's just really fun lovin' cowboys of sorts.
To know us ain't necessarily to like us!


Get Williamlayton to tell ya 'bout the time we ran that string of horses up in the territories....
Ah heck, I jest go on and tell it...He'd leave summin out...
Anyhows we's run this lit'l bunch of ponies up thar...Well, this ol Chief don't have no money
to spend on horses, but had a purty fair string of 'em his ownself.
So he sez, we'll just run 'em pony fur pony, two at a time.
It was a mile across this sagebrush flat, through a deep crick and up a fifty foot bluff and back...........
Wells, by dark me and ol Williamlayton here....Was a foot!
But, we did help them Indians eat up about 110 pound of goat meat and
drank the biggest share of the whiskey.
That right thar would make a right smart picture show! It surely would.......
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