If you could take a pill to give you an unusual power...

[coltle6920]

Already have one. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
You know it's blue.

Ok, now I've looked at the choices, the only two that would really be of any use to me would be yellow and green.
Mind reading and flying. All the others are kind of useless. It would take too long to explain for each one.

What am I thinking right now?

 

[coltle6920]

I've been taking a little orange pill for about 6 weeks now (right after prostate surgery). I'm anxiously waiting for the superpower to kick in!

I'm afraid to ask what that power might be but I hope you are well otherwise.

 

[coltle6920]

After my first career, which paid for my education, I ended up with a Ph.D. in psychology. My practice contracts various services to police and Sheriffs' departments. That yellow one would be useful, and so would the red one. I tried a blue pill once, and it gave ME a headache.

In case you didn't know...the blue pills are taken orally.All I ever experienced was a stiff neck.Guess It didn't go all the way to my stomach

 

[coltle6920]

I would want the pill that allows me to morph into different shapes, sizes , beings. I believe I could have a lot of fun with that ability.

Would that shape be a penquin by any chance?

I'm kidding....Really....Sorry....Couldn't resist!!!

 

[coltle6920]

the pill is not up there,but I would like one to play any instrument the best it has been played and know every song and sing it like the artist ( unless I want to make it better ) that should get the money and the girls....yeaaaaaaaaa

Definitely not a sport but the blue pill would probably work.

 

[coltle6920]

Didn't find the one I wanted on your chart so I didn't vote. I want to find the pill that gives me the flexibility I had at 20. That way it wouldn't be so hard to pick up ammo off the floor.

You want the pink pill...You could turn into a dust pan and brush!

 

[coltle6920]

Viagra, generic name (miccoxafloppin). If I take the ginko biloba to remember to take it. We gave it to old men at the nursing home at risk for falls, it kept them from rolling out of bed.

And opening doors,too!

 

[coltle6920]

I want the pill that will let me understand Women.
Jim

First person to invent that will be a billionaire for sure.Until that time God gave us two legs and feet to stay away from them.

 

[coltle6920]

I'll settle for a false sense of euphoria.

I took the black pill and you will hit the Powerball in 1 month.How's that for getting your hopes up?

 

[coltle6920]

What about a pill that can be used to find anything. I always wanted to be able to find all those people lost or taken so as to put their families to rest. I could also support myself in my quest by finding monetary things that were lost to support myself while I'm helping others. Deep down inside I've always wanted to help others in this way. Lots of families out there not knowing where their loved ones are.

I always knew there would be a couple of noble gestures in this thread.

 

[rwsmith]

I'll take......

I'll take the yellow pill and an invisibility pill. I guess both would satisfy my voyeuristic tendencies.

 

[Cyrano]

After prostate surgery I tok a large (horse sized pill) that was a dark black-green. I turned my urine into a fluorescent green liquid. i used the urinal in a GI bathroom once, and the guys coming into the room were sort of taken aback. to put it mildly. My explanation that I had taken a medicine, were not well recieved.

 

[coltle6920]

I'll take the yellow pill and an invisibility pill. I guess both would satisfy my voyeuristic tendencies.

Don't you get into enough trouble without being invisible?

 

[moe smith]

After prostate surgery I tok a large (horse sized pill) that was a dark black-green. I turned my urine into a fluorescent green liquid. i used the urinal in a GI bathroom once, and the guys coming into the room were sort of taken aback. to put it mildly. My explanation that I had taken a medicine, were not well recieved.

At that point I would have said "Klaatu Barada Nikto", and walked out.

 

[coltle6920]

After prostate surgery I tok a large (horse sized pill) that was a dark black-green. I turned my urine into a fluorescent green liquid. i used the urinal in a GI bathroom once, and the guys coming into the room were sort of taken aback. to put it mildly. My explanation that I had taken a medicine, were not well recieved.

You've been playing around with tracer ammo again,haven't you?

 

[rwsmith]

Tell them....

After prostate surgery I tok a large (horse sized pill) that was a dark black-green. I turned my urine into a fluorescent green liquid. i used the urinal in a GI bathroom once, and the guys coming into the room were sort of taken aback. to put it mildly. My explanation that I had taken a medicine, were not well recieved.

Tell them that if they want to hang around and watch you will issue them dosimeters.

 

[A10]

Pink pill for me. I'd go to Smith and Wesson and shift into a Performance Center shipping container......

 

[alwslate]

I figured this thread was going to be about the pills that some of us
older guys already take to gain "super powers". The black pill for sure.
Life would have to be better after winning the Powerball lottery for
starters. Seeing into the future would give you the ability to shape
your own destiny by forseeing the effects of various life choices.
Priceless.

 

[coltle6920]

Pink pill for me. I'd go to Smith and Wesson and shift into a Performance Center shipping container......

I'm sending you my address!

 

[coltle6920]

I figured this thread was going to be about the pills that some of us
older guys already take to gain "super powers". The black pill for sure.
Life would have to be better after winning the Powerball lottery for
starters. Seeing into the future would give you the ability to shape
your own destiny by forseeing the effects of various life choices.
Priceless.

If we were to believe what we watch on TV then changing the future might alter more than we want but I would like to see where we stand in future elections and how much further damage will have been done to The 2nd Amendment.Sure would be nice to foresee the up and coming scoundrels that haven't shown their faces yet and get rid of the ones that wont change their ways in both parties.