I'm So Old

[JohnSW]

I'm so old that I still try to lick postage stamps. It just turns into a sticky mess.

 

[susieqz]

um, you can't lick 'em?
i guess that makes me even older.

 

[Tradewind36]

I'm so old I can hide my own Easter eggs.

 

[Tradewind36]

1. Not leaving my bedroom
2. Not leaving the house
3. Not going to a party.

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

 

[Qball]

I am so old I remember black and white console televisions and a child's job was to get up and change the channel at your father's request... to one of the four choices...

I am so old that we only had one channel, in black and white.

 

[Lt JL]

I'm so old I have come down with furniture disease: my chest has fallen into my drawers!!!!!

 

[vmumford]

Im so old.......Wait, where was I going with this????

 

[HalfStack]

I'm so old, there were Five & Dime stores! And No, they didn't Sell nickels or dimes!

Yep, Ben Franklin.

I'm so old that I remember my first computer had an amber screen monitor. Later I upgraded to a green screen monitor.

Ah, much better.

 

[Marvin Gardens]

I remember when dirt was clean.

 

[ralph7]

I'm so old that when I walk through a cemetery, I get followed by a couple of guys with shovels.

 

[SW MP15]

I'm so old, that my Barber spends more time trimming my ear hair than he does on the hair on my head.

I'm so old, I think my wife's mustache is HOT!