There is no hope for you. Once you are infected there is no cure. I bought my first S&W revolver, Model 64 (no dash) back in the 80's. Now I have a little of everything from 22s to 44 Mags., all shooters. Just kick back and enjoy the ride.
Traxless, if you like the looks of the 686 SSR, then also look at the 627 Pro. Same type 4" barrel but 8 shots instead of 6. It is also cut for moon clips and includes 3 with the revolver. I bought mine and received it in May and have well over 1000 rounds down the pipe from mild to wild and it's a darn nice gun! If you shop online you can find it for less than $800. I bought mine from Bud's.