In honor of St Patrick's Day

[oldman45]

Irish driver


Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub.

He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.

Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says...

"Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"


HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

 

[Hawk.45]

Gave me a chuckle.
Happy St. Patty's people

Fear the reaper..

 

[cussedemgun]

My favorite Irish tale:

Paddy went to the village Priest & ask him to say a mass for his recently departed hunting dog.

The priest declined & explained that the catholic belief was only mankind had a soul & therefore the mas was to assist his entry to heaven. A dog not having a soul would not be admitted to heaven & therefore no mass.

Paddy asked if he thought the protestants down the street might do a service for his dearly loved & recently departed dog.

The priest allowed as how he wasn't sure but those protastants were akin to heathens anyway so it was very likely.

Paddy then asked if the priest thought $5000.00 would be enough to cover a modest service.

"Saints preserve us!' exclaimed the priest, "why didn't you tell me your dog was catholic?"

 

[Cyrano]

I'll dig out my orange shirt in honor of the day.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Two women were drinking in the pub. One asks the other where she was from. She replyed why County Cork. Faith and begora, I'm from County Cork myself the other replied. Tell me now where did you go to chuch? St. Catherines came the reply. "My Lord, I went to St Catherine's too child!". " Did you know Sister Theresa?". " Why yes I did" came the reply, "She taught me in 4th grade". "Oh my God" squealed the other "She taught me in 4th grade too!!" As they gushed, cried and hugged each other, a stranger remarked to the bartender that it was heartwarming that these two women had found each other.
The Bartender replied "Naw lad those are just the O'Leary sisters all likkered up again."

 

[mc5aw]

For Cajun on St. Patrick's Day ...

Q: Why are there no Irish lawyers?

A: Because none of them can pass the bar ...

Have a safe day, all!