What is Irish and stays out all night?
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Paddy O'Furniture
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Paddy O'Furniture
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bigwheelzip
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I couldn't wait.....
I couldn't wait for the groans to come rolling in.
I couldn't wait for the groans to come rolling in.
mike from st pete
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The first Irishman of spring is Paddy O'Furniture.
shouldazagged
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My reaction exactly, BWZ.
What's Irish and doesn't drink on St. Patrick's Day?
Me. I may be the only one left.
By the way, green beer is an abomination, wrong on about 117 levels. Especially on the return trip for some poor chump pretending to be Irish.
A Scot and an Irishman were out hunting. A young lady ran thru the woods naked in front of them and the Scot yelled after her, "Lass, are you game?" To which she replied, "Yes." So the Irishman shot her.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One fewer drunken Irishman.
One fewer drunken Irishman.
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robvious
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My reaction exactly, BWZ.
What's Irish and doesn't drink on St. Patrick's Day?
Me. I may be the only one left.
By the way, green beer is an abomination, wrong on about 117 levels. Especially on the return trip for some poor chump pretending to be Irish.
You are not alone... I will join you in not drinking... 2nd year in a row... was in hospital last year and am still working on the recovery thing... besides... you can't see green food coloring in Guinness...lol
ACORN
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Pat and Mike were walking home from the pub as they had done every Friday night since the both came of age.
"Mike" says Pat "I want you to promise me that if I die before you, you'll pour a fifth of Jameson's on me grave on Friday nights to commemorate all the good times we had."
"Sure" says Mike. "But would you mind if I ran it through me kidneys first?"
"Mike" says Pat "I want you to promise me that if I die before you, you'll pour a fifth of Jameson's on me grave on Friday nights to commemorate all the good times we had."
"Sure" says Mike. "But would you mind if I ran it through me kidneys first?"
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Jack Flash
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Seamus says to Brendan, "Lad, I want you to make me a promise before we go in the pub to get our drinks."
Brendan says "Name it, Lad."
Seamus: "I want you to promise me that, no matter what I say or what I do, that you will stop me at two."
Brendan: "That I will, Lad, depend on me!"
Seamus: "Well Lad, come to think of it, let's make that two-thirty!"
Brendan says "Name it, Lad."
Seamus: "I want you to promise me that, no matter what I say or what I do, that you will stop me at two."
Brendan: "That I will, Lad, depend on me!"
Seamus: "Well Lad, come to think of it, let's make that two-thirty!"
An Irishman walked past a pub!
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Hey it could happen?
If whiskey had not been invented, the Irish would rule the world!
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Hey it could happen?
If whiskey had not been invented, the Irish would rule the world!
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eirq4laOhcU[/ame]
carpriver
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Ok where is Snubbyfan when we need Lurch?
ACORN
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[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cujri54RPKw[/ame]
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not quite Michael Flatley
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