Jean Shepherd: Sometimes Your Heroes Are Not Who You Thought They Were...

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With all the nostalgic stories of bicycles and music and rites of passage on the forum of late, I thought I would relate a bittersweet story of disappointed adulation.

To set the scene, when I was a kid I was a huge fan of radio personality Jean Shepherd whose syndicated radio broadcast would be aired on WOR radio AM in NYC.

As I was still at an age where my parents got to tell me when it was time to hit the sack, I'd sneak my transistor radio under my pillow, tuned to WOR at 10PM when Jean Shepherd would come on, (brought to you by Land Rover and the Rover 2000TC), and spin his magical tales of Depression Era Indiana with his friends Schwartz, Brunner, Flick et al.

Anyway, I'd spend night after night with my ear glued to the radio through my pillow and I could recite nearly every one of Shepherd's stories from memory.

A short time later I was taking the subway from Queens into Manhattan on Saturday mornings to take classes in astronomy at the Hayden Planetarium.

Well, one day I learned that Jean Shepherd would be appearing live at the Limelight, a club in Greenwich Village, to promote his book, "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash". This would put the year as 1965 or 1966.

Well, that Saturday I rushed down from the Hayden Planetarium to lower Manhattan via subway and was the very first person to get on line to await the man who, aside from Mickey Mantle, was probably my biggest hero.

We waited on line for what seemed forever but eventually were allowed in and seated. We were served hot dogs and soft drinks and eventually the great man himself came out on stage.

He recounted a few tales, (I knew them by heart of course), and then after a while had folks come up for a book signing.

Well, as fate would have it I was a kid of little means and didn't have nearly the amount of money necessary for a hard cover book...

...So, I asked my hero, my idol, the great Jean Shepherd if he would sign my napkin...

...and he said no. He would only sign books. I told him that I was first on line and his biggest fan in the world but he was unmoved and would not give me his autograph.

Needless to say I was crushed. I left the venue having learned a valuable lesson.

Fast forward many years and I'm living in South FL...several years after "A Christmas Story", the movie, had been released.

I'm on the balcony of the apartment building I lived in with my wife and I'm outside at the railing talking to my neighbor who was a musician and also into astronomy.

We're listening to the radio and I happen to tell him the story of what happened with Jean Shepherd when a radio announcer cut in and reported that Jean Shepherd had passed away.

Me and Louie looked at each other with incredulous expressions on our faces.

I turned to the radio and told Jean that all was forgiven and wished him godspeed.
 
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Big Jean Shepherd fan here too. Also advertised by Prexies Hamburgers, "the hamburger with the college education."
I took the celestial navigation course at the Hayden Planetarium in preparation for my circumnavigation of the globe in my little sailboat.
Later studied Astronomy at the U. of AZ and spent a lot of time on Kitt Peak.
 
Big Jean Shepherd fan here too. Also advertised by Prexies Hamburgers, "the hamburger with the college education."
I took the celestial navigation course at the Hayden Planetarium in preparation for my circumnavigation of the globe in my little sailboat.
Later studied Astronomy at the U. of AZ and spent a lot of time on Kitt Peak.

My scholarships were for astronomy / astrophysics but you can see where I ended up when you look above.
(I mean above my post, not up in the skies. :p)

I visited Kitt Peak back during the 80's with one of my LEO partners (who also enjoyed astronomy) when we were in AZ for training in Marana or at Davis-Monthan AFB.

Now I live near PARI which still maintains visual and radio telescopes here in western NC.
 
I guess a lot of the younger folks probably only know (or possibly remember) Jean Shepherd as the voice / narrator of the classic holiday movie, "A Christmas Story"...the screenplay of which was written by Shepherd and based upon the book I referenced in the OP .

Interestingly enough, he also provided an improvised narration on the classic track, "The Clown", on the jazz album of the same name by the great Charles Mingus, one of my all-time favorite jazz artists (along with Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk and John Coltrane). I was fortunate enough to see Mingus perform back in the 70's at the "Top Of The Gate" in Greenwich Village.
 
Big fan of Jean Shepherd here too Blues7. WOR was always on in my house. My mom and Dad were big fans of Rambling With Gambling. I also listened to my transistor radio secreted under my pillow, but what I was listening to was music on WNEW-FM.
 
Big fan of Jean Shepherd here too Blues7. WOR was always on in my house. My mom and Dad were big fans of Rambling With Gambling. I also listened to my transistor radio secreted under my pillow, but what I was listening to was music on WNEW-FM.

WNEW-FM was good stuff back in the day. Much better imho than WPLJ but it a lot depended whose show was on at the time. :cool:

I haven't thought of "Rambling With Gambling" in years. Thanks for the time transport.
 
Big Jean Shepherd fan here too. Also advertised by Prexies Hamburgers, "the hamburger with the college education."
I took the celestial navigation course at the Hayden Planetarium in preparation for my circumnavigation of the globe in my little sailboat.
Later studied Astronomy at the U. of AZ and spent a lot of time on Kitt Peak.

Did you circumnavigate? How about a description and some pics of the boat?
 
In the tiny burg of Elmwood, Ohio; I gave up on heroes. Some enterprise promised a visit by Batman, I do not know if it was supposed to be Adam West or not. In hindsight, I doubt it. My brother and I were excited for days and my dad had us there an hour early. Batman was a no show and the police sent us home.
 
Here's a short taste of Shepherd. Youtube is loaded with longer stories and well worth looking up. He's a master storyteller.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as7_tM9jjwc[/ame]
 
In the tiny burg of Elmwood, Ohio; I gave up on heroes. Some enterprise promised a visit by Batman, I do not know if it was supposed to be Adam West or not. In hindsight, I doubt it. My brother and I were excited for days and my dad had us there an hour early. Batman was a no show and the police sent us home.

I hear ya, Rick.

I think the thing that troubled me so much, and which I expressed to Jean Shepherd at the time, was how a poor, child of the Depression like himself could turn a cold shoulder toward a kid who couldn't afford to buy his book but was an ardent fan and admirer.

It seemed so out of character for a raconteur whose stock in trade was telling tales of his youth during those hard and lean years.
 
All of our heroes are mortals and have faults and secrets. Give a listen to The Kinks' "Celluloid Heroes." My son took a class in high school called "Heroes and Villains." He asked me once what I thought was a definition of a hero. I said, to me, a hero was an ordinary person doing an extraordinary thing under very difficult circumstances. Like Hugh Thompson. Let's not judge our heroes too harshly, most of them weren't trying to be heroes in the first place. I believe this can be said for most all of our Medal of Honor recipients. God Bless them all.
 
Well said, Doug. And I think your definition is a good one and one that has always resonated with me.

I just have a soft spot which I've always carried that adults should strive not to disappoint or disillusion the young.

I certainly don't think they should be spoiled, however.
 
That's disappointing......

Celebrity does weird things to people. That is a really sad story for a little kid to find out that his golden idol has feet of clay.

I'm a Jean Shepherd fan and an amateur astronomer (though not as much since my eyes are more lousy than they were.

The army troop train story (The Church of the Esteemed Apple), the Orpheum gravy boat riot, Daphne Bigalow.

I was introduced to Jean Shepherd in Playboy as a kid and insist to this day that there WAS a lot of great writing between those pages of nekkid women.
 
Hero worship can be a tricky thing. As my dad used to say, when I'd express admiration for some celebrity or other famous figure, "he craps between his heels just like any other man."

My greatest hero, John Wayne, certainly had feet of clay. I enjoy his movies very much, and I liked what he stood for in real life. Was he perfect? No. In fact, one of my biggest disappointments was when I learned that he not only didn't serve in uniform, but it appears that he actually sought deferments.

I like "A Christmas Story" but I'm not familiar with Mr. Shepard's other work. Perhaps he didn't sign the napkin because his publisher told him not to sign anything other than his book. While you'd think he would have made an exception for a poor young fan, he didn't...and that's a very disappointing memory for you. Perhaps you could just set that one aside, and focus on all the positives you know and remember about the man and his stories.
 
Perhaps you could just set that one aside, and focus on all the positives you know and remember about the man and his stories.

I think the last line of the OP addresses that.

I turned to the radio and told Jean that all was forgiven and wished him godspeed.
 
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Did you circumnavigate? How about a description and some pics of the boat?

Didn't circumnavigate but explored the Caribbean Basin with my boat, (Herreshoff design 32ft ketch professionally built of ferro cement and extended to 34 ft.).
Back in the 70s, no smart phones to take pictures of everything.
Any photos are either deeply buried, or long gone.
 
It sucks to find out Jean Shepard behaved like a prick to a little kid at an autograph signing. As I read your story I was hoping for a different ending...like he gave you a book just because he could.

He was also one of my media heroes and I also hid under the covers with a flash light listening to WOR-AM in NY after I was sent to bed. I still find his body of work wonderful. I've found a lot of his old radio broadcasts available on playlists. Some of his story re-tellings are brilliant and some of his ramblings not so.

I guess the lesson is that when we imagine things about people we've idolized but have never actually met it can lead to great disappointment.
 

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