A guy took up sky diving. Had all of the training. First flight he bailed out, counted to 5 & pulled his rip cord. No chute so he pulled the secondary, No chute. As he fell towards the ground he saw another guy coming up towards him. As the passed he yelled the guy coming up, "Do you know anything about parachutes? The guy replied, No, Do you know anything about Coleman stoves?
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It was a very windy day and a little old lady was standing at the corner using both of her hands to hold her hat on while the wind was blowing her skirt up.
A very dignified gentleman approached her and said, "Ma'am, you really should be ashamed of yourself, allowing your skirt to blow around while you stand here holding onto your hat."
"Listen mister," she replied, "everything under this skirt is seventy-five years old, but the hat is brand new!"
A very dignified gentleman approached her and said, "Ma'am, you really should be ashamed of yourself, allowing your skirt to blow around while you stand here holding onto your hat."
"Listen mister," she replied, "everything under this skirt is seventy-five years old, but the hat is brand new!"
A little girl comes in from playing outside. Her mother notices that her dress is dirty and she has a dime in her hand. The mother asks: "Where did you get the dime?" The girl responds: "The boys gave it to me for climbing a tree and hanging from one of the branches." Her mother says: "You know they only had you climb that tree and hang from the branch so they could see your underwear." The girl frowns and goes to her room. The next day, her mother sees her dress is dirty again and she has another dime. She says: "You climbed that tree again, didn't you?" The girl replies: "Yes." Her mother asks: "Do you remember me telling you the boys just want to see your underwear when you do that?" The girl, getting a sheepish grin, says: "Yes. I remember. But the joke is on the boys. I didn't wear any underwear today."
