Jokes about your neighboring states.......
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If I have to delete any more, it goes away.
Your choice.
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If you cannot use it politely in mixed company or around YOUNGSTERS, please don't use it here.
Your choice.
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If you cannot use it politely in mixed company or around YOUNGSTERS, please don't use it here.
The governor of Oklahoma visited the governor of Texas on his ranch. The Texas governor was bragging about the size of his land. "My house is in the center of my land. From there we can get in my truck and drive at top speed from sun up to sun down and still not reach the boundary of my property." The Oklahoma governor looked at him knowingly and said "Yeah, I used to have a truck like that too."
CatSnipah
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How do you get a Marshall University grad off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
Alabama:
[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
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[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
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CW Spook
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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
Because then Minnesota would want one.
Because then Minnesota would want one.
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
If you're from New Jersey, what do you call being shot five times, stabbed four times, beaten about the head and shoulders, and having one ear torn off?
The evening commute.
The evening commute.
G.T. Smith
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God bless the United States of America! I was surprised to not see any hillbilly jokes though, even though I is one.
Peace,
Gordon
Peace,
Gordon
cussedemgun
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joeintexas
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A janitor had worked diligently for Oklahoma University for over 30 years when he decided to retire. The dean heard of the janitor's retirement plans and decided that at the upcoming football game, the university would honor his years of devoted service. At halftime of the game, the janitor was called out onto the field, to the 50 yard line where he was introduced to the crowd, which roared and chanted his name. Then, the dean announced that the university was honoring the janitor with an honorary degree but first, he had to answer a one-question test to make the degree legal and valid. The dean asked the janitor if he was ready for his question, janitor said he was ready. The dean asked, "who was the first president of the United States?" The janitor replied, "George Washington sir", and at that, the entire 85,000 person OU crowd yelled, "give him another chance!!"
NCTexan
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(not a next door state but we sure get a lot of 'em)
Why are New Yorkers like hemorrhoids?
Because when they come down but go back up... they're a minor irritation.
But when they come down and stay, they're a major pain in the... "back end".
Why are New Yorkers like hemorrhoids?
Because when they come down but go back up... they're a minor irritation.
But when they come down and stay, they're a major pain in the... "back end".
Hey, we can't help it that all your employers are willing to pay us big bucks to move down there!
BearBio
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True story:
As you go south into Oregon, there are signs "Do not pass snowplows on the right"
As you go south into Oregon, there are signs "Do not pass snowplows on the right"
Leatherhead23
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They recently changed the legal drinking age in Alabama to 30.
They wanted to be sure everyone was out of high school.
They wanted to be sure everyone was out of high school.
Fishslayer
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
One on my own state which I do in fact dearly love...
I got arrested coming back into Kentucky last week. I was charged with smuggling books into the state.
Turned out OK, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books.
Well, yeah... You heard about the tragic fire in the Notre Dame library?
Luckily they were able to save the book....
Hey, we can't help it that all your employers are willing to pay us big bucks to move down there!
Plus it raises their IQ level.
What has 100 legs and three teeth?
The waiting line at the kissing booth at the WV state fair!
John
The waiting line at the kissing booth at the WV state fair!
John
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