Killer caught, confesses.

[Dave.357]

You are Innocent , old John Deere
Mowed him down in his prime.

 

[Eric300]

not good to post photos of things ike this online. NEVER know if the state game department could find it, and feel you killed a "rare endangered" animal, and send you a big ticket to pay.

 

[CH4]

Snitches don't live long around here. Perhaps the mods should put you in protective custody.

 

[jeffrefrig]

What's the trick to getting the wife on a mower? I need to know.

This is a very good question. Now, my yard is too small to qualify for a riding mower, but self-propelled is an excellent choice. And no stinky gasoline or ropes to pull. That right there is proof that I love her. She gets up at 3 AM to chill out a while before her 5AM start time. She wants to quit that sweat shop (dry cleaners) but I keep reminding her that working in that 97 degree heat helps her sweat the fat off. (Two more operations and I'll be about as close to back to normal as humanly possible!)
The late Tompall Glaser hit a home run with "Put Another Log On The Fire!"

 

[bgrafsr]

What's the trick to getting the wife on a mower? I need to know.

My wife grew up on the family farm and can run most of the farming equipment.

We have approx. 2 1/2 acres and use a 54" Cub Cadet zero turn for mowing. She likes to mow and use our John Deere 1025R tractor also.
I'm supposed to do the mowing, but as I've had a partial foot amputation, she took over the mowing duties until I heal up.