Let us add to the equation

[keith44spl]

snake... is like a vaguely gamey sort of chicken.

Gator,

I've found if'n ya clean them snakes quick, like in right now,
while their still trying to twistin' around yer arm.
Ice or salt 'em down right soon, does away with that gamey flavor...

Just a ol' cow camp cook tip. ~Smiley~

Su Amiog,
Dave

 

[oldman45]

I would call Scotty and tell him to beam me up.

 

[michael thornton]

a stick and some salt and pepper and some zatarains creole seasoning and a few matches?

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

It's the man eating pigs that you have to worry about. They are smarter and larger than the dogs, and tend to be more aggressive and territorial. They're larger and more dangerous than bears.

Anyway, add in alligators, lots of biting things, and a strange swamp smell and welcome to the SouthEastern United States.

To which I just shrug. I'm from Michigan. Detroit and even Lansing were much worse.

Besides which, dog doesn't taste that bad at all and snake... is like a vaguely gamey sort of chicken.

Are you talking about "The man eating pigs" or "the man eating pigs". Big difference in weaponry -but I digest

 

[scooter123]

Only one gun? I think I'd want my 620, with the right ammo it's a freaking rifle.

Two guns? My 620 plus a lever action Carbine, in 357 Magnum of course.

Three guns? Add a 22 caliber rifle with a decent scope to the mix, that would keep me in squirrels and rabbits for a good long time.

 

[ditrina]

a stick and some salt and pepper and some zatarains creole seasoning and a few matches?

ZATARIANS...Now your talking.. but the Liquid Crab and Shrimp Boil

 

[Strato]

A shoebox full of roaches.

 

[m657]

It's the Dread Cats you have to be on alert for.....specific DNA mutations cloned with remnant Saber Toothed Tiger DNA.....40# stealth battle cats, chip enhanced for precise voice command, titanium claws and 5" incisors, with a taste for the slow and dull witted tourist regardless of how they're armed....

 

[Nygma]

"it" hits the fan, you are in bear country-on foot AND there are packs of roaming feral dogs and posionous snakes. What gun to get now??

The only way to survive this situation is to purchase something tactical, stoke it with handloaded cartridges at +P+ pressure levels and super heavy hard cast bullets.
Don't waste your money on a 44 Magnum or a 454 Casull, only the 44 Special or 45 Colt must be handloaded at +P+ levels to achieve the perfomance you need.
If you cannot afford the proper weapon, or don't handload then you must carry a bag of Cheetos and you car keys in a tactical quick draw rig. Practice tossing the Cheetos while drawing your keys every day until your fingers bleed.

 

[moonclip]

Can I bring mu lightly customized VW Bug?

......moon

 

[handejector]

You people aren't taking this question seriously, which is not surprising, seeing as it is [yet another] trick question. The proper question is not "What gun to get now??". It is "What guns to get now??" Now any idiot could answer the question, if he hasn't already.

C'mon, now- me, and all the usual suspects have chimed in already.
Are you waiting for a specific idiot?

 

[cmort666]

"it" hits the fan, you are in bear country-on foot AND there are packs of roaming feral dogs and posionous snakes. What gun to get now??

6" Model 29-2. Good for everything from snakes to bears, with Jihadis, hold-up men and toothless "Deliverance" types in-between.

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

Maybe the kids will have graduated and i will have that Remington 870 Marine Magnum by then...

 

[Lt JL]

I'd throw them a lawyer and run away while the bears, dogs, and snakes are all grossed out.

 

[M29since14]

Alright! This has gone on long enough and I still don't see my question posted up, so I'll jump in. What about a pack of roaming lawyers?

(Our friendly forum members excluded, of course. )

Just kidding, guys.

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

C'mon, now- me, and all the usual suspects have chimed in already.
Are you waiting for a specific idiot?

Yes, but I think I've waited long enough.

 

[S&W ucla]

The Han Solo Return of the Jedi Blaster of course. Bad thing is, there's only one, and it just sold for $550,000.00!!!

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[pharmer]

I appreciate resuscitating these necro-threads. Looking at the posters, some have passed, some haven't posted in 5 years or more, one is in prison for life. Man, time goes quick. Oh yeah, cluster bomb, we must have entire warehouses full, just hangin' around since the ban. Joe

 

[ExcitableBoy]

So, what're ya waitin' fer? Shoot me, already!!!

 

[Bugkiller99]

C'mon, now- me, and all the usual suspects have chimed in already.
Are you waiting for a specific idiot?

I resemble that!!! I wasn't even a member of this forum when Caj stirred this pot!

 

[joeintexas]

Really depends whether I have had my morning coffee and which brand I was able to get my hands on. Did someone say Spam and eggs? In this case, I would say a good run would beat a bad stand anyday.

 

[TomkinsSP]

No gun, I'd just whip out my little arrow that I bought off of a Ravager named Yondu.

Just have to keep the tunes for Bears, Snakes, Rabid Ferral Dogs, Zombies and Telemarketers seperate.

 

[ParadiseRoad]

...I'd just send my friend Bella with her 22...

 

[ParadiseRoad]

...how old is this thread?...

...old enough that my friend here says he's had enough...

...and is leaving...

 

[Snapping Twig]

Phased plasma in the 40 watt range.

Obviously.

 

[Badgerboy1]

Only one gun? I would bring my Taurus Judge...but since this is a S&W forum, it should be the Governor....410 shotgun for snakes and smaller nasties, and 45 Long Colt for bigger targets.

 

[DeathGrip]

An appropriately named weapon for such occasions when you got nothing else.

 

[ParadiseRoad]

An appropriately named weapon for such occasions when you got nothing else.

...if you plink at a bear with that...

...there's a good chance you will soon be doing the second half of the name...

 

[harleyvato]

Nuke them from orbit ,it's the only way to be sure …