MAJOR LEAGUE

"It's too high"

"Name one park that wouldn't be out of" --"Yellowstone"

"Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"

"Hats for bats"

"Willie May Hayes"
 
My two favorites . . .

Lou: [answering the phone] Tire World.
Charlie: Lou, it's Charlie Donvan from Cleveland. How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
Lou: Gee, I don't know...
Charlie: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.
Lou: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.

And . . .

They say you're a pitcher, you're not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son.
 
I love how Bob Uecher's character Harry Doyle described some of the players.
"Vaughn's a juvenile delinquent in the off season."
"Haywood leads the league in most offensive categories including nose hair."
"The Duke leads the majors in appearances, saves and hit batsmen. He even threw at his kid in a father-son game."
 
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I spent many evenings sitting in Hi Corbett field at Randolph, now Reid, Park in Tucson watching the Toros as well as the Indians in spring training. I was there with my family for the last year of the Indians training before the Colorado Rockies went there.

My older son still has the program that Bob Feller autographed for him.

Very enjoyable movie, watch it every time it’s on though I prefer the unedited version.

Trivia-the guy holding the speed gun in the Tucson spring training scene-Irv was his first name-was actually the mascot for the Tucson Toros (Astros farm team) and would wear a giant bull head over his Toros t-shirt and uniform pants to get the crowds worked up lol.
 
great movie it was made before the commies stole baseball i used to be a fan of baseball and the indians all good things come to a end i will never watch another game
 
Love that film. So many great lines and Uecker's are at the top of the list.

As Rusty noted, no one could have played Harry Doyle like Uecker did. Epic comedic performance. Fresh bottle of JD, pours a nice slug, wipes the drop behind the ear!

Uecker is truly hilarious in real life as well. His autobiography, Catcher in the Wry, proves my point. Heck -- he had over 100 appearances on The Tonight Show with Carson he was so dependably funny.

Slight thread drift alert. One of the funnier things he did when he was still playing is the 1964 Cardinals team photo that he and Bob Gibson, um, enhanced. This whole segment is worth your time, the team photo story is at 4:00 in if you want to skip:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JXq_tF4skE[/ame]
 
Uecker is truly hilarious in real life as well. His autobiography, Catcher in the Wry, proves my point. Heck -- he had over 100 appearances on The Tonight Show with Carson he was so dependably funny.

Excellent book! My friend Mike Shannon (the writer not the former Cardinals player) is a clever and witty baseball writer. I have his books and some of his print Spitball magazines. If anyone is a baseball fan and likes the funny side of baseball then these are for you.





Max McLeary (St. Leon, IN) was also a friend of mine and the tales of his being a one-eyed umpire are legendary and worth the read.

 
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